chair au!

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[ps: the ii slander is a joke, i do hc tho that four tells their contestants that the show is a complete tdi wannabe]

(ultimate❤️💙shipper, ❤️stapy's girlboss❤️, 💙foldy's malewife💙, 🌈attention seeker, last cishet left, 🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔, 🙂, and 🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚 are online)

🌈attention seeker: OMG WE GOT EVERHONE TOGETHER! :D

ultimate❤️💙shipper: hey what if we were all chairs

last cishet left: What.

💙foldy's malewife💙: you heard him, what if we were chairs?

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: We'd be these ones <3

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: We'd be these ones <3

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ultimate️💙shipper: OMG HES YOU 2 WOUPD BE

last cishet left: What is with this group chat and chairs?

🙂: bow from the inferior object show possessed all of us

ultimate️💙shipper: wait is that a new object show

🙂: no i mean !nan!mat£ !n$an!+y

ultimate️💙shipper: oh

🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: The only chair I have is a chair straight to the Dimension of Darkness.

ultimate️💙shipper: FIREY JR WE GET IT YOU KIN DARK MARKERY

🌈attention seeker: I FOUND THE PERFECT CHAIR FOR ME!

last cishet left: I'm surprised it wasn't a rainbow one

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last cishet left: I'm surprised it wasn't a rainbow one.

ultimate❤️💙shipper: GAY CHAIR?!

last cishet left: No- NOT ALL RAINBOWS MEAN GAY!

ultimate❤️💙shipper: ofc you said that

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: whatever chair that is, i'm it! *flicks nonexistent wrist*

last cishet left: The fuck?

🙂: i am the chair from the rejects skit

ultimate️💙shipper: the one that was dan turned into a chair?

🙂: yes

last cishet left: I'm just a chair.

ultimate️💙shipper: and im the pedestal of awesomeness

🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: That isn't a chair.

ultimate️💙shipper: fuck you it can be a chair

🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: tf makes you better than me?

ultimate️💙shipper: because at least our recommender loves me :)

🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: ...

(🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚 is offline)

💙foldy's malewife💙: marker, that may have gone a lil too far...

ultimate️💙shipper: ...maybe it did.

last cishet left: Wait. Marker, have you ever said that to him before?

ultimate️💙shipper: no. i only said that because i didn't think it would be that big of a deal to him...

🙂: ...It was, though.

🙂: I mean, while I don't know how it would feel, being hated by your own creator would definitely sting.

ultimate️💙shipper: i know that now-

ultimate️💙shipper: I need to find him.

(ultimate️💙shipper is offline)

last cishet left: Yellow Face, when did you get so defensive of Firey Jr?

🙂: Me and him are actually friends. That's how I knew he was banned from Find the Markers once.

💙foldy's malewife💙: maybe you could communicate to him that marker's sorry?

🙂: I'll try to do that.

(🙂 is offline)

last cishet left: So what do we do now? There's only three of us still here.

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Five. I'm still here and so is Bell

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: yea, tf fries

last cishet left: Oh sorry, you two were just quiet.

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: It's okay!

💙foldy's malewife💙: i heard that eraser started selling edibles in cali

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: WAIT I DIDN'T KILL HIM?

🌈attention seeker: WAIT WHAT BELL

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: HE KEPT TRYING TO CLIMG MY STING AND I WAS DNE WITH IT SO I SWUNG HIM LIKE 2763 FEET

last cishet left: Holy shit.

🙂: WAIT WAS THAT WHY TACO BROKE UP WITH YOU?!

🔔 DING DONG BITCH 🔔: ...yes.

💙foldy's malewife💙: OH WE'RE REVEALING ALL THE LORE RN

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: What's next? We start spamming an image of a shark-horse hybrid?

💙foldy's malewife💙: lmao what if though

💙foldy's malewife💙: or what if two girls who are complete stans of marker and us shipped together join

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: WHAT IF THO

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: What if we're foreshadowing a future chat

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