Date of event: June 2, Saturday - week 1 (year 1)
Original: EP1 - A New Era of Heroic Legends
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(Bizarro Dreams episode 1)
Pope – Everything you see happens in a Bizarro Dream.
Seiya – Don't be so dramatic, Pope. This is just a simulation.
[back and forth stare between Seiya and the Pope]
Pope – Young lad, you and I will NOT get along.
[Cassios knocks Seiya and grabs him with one hand]
Cassios – Seiya, I'll never let you have the cloth! It belongs to a pure Greek blood like me!
Marin – Cassios, you dirty cheat!
Shaina – It's Seiya's fault for letting his guard down. Finish him, Cassios!
Cassios – Nah! I ain't gonna squeeze him. I'm gonna chop his ear off!
[Cassios' ear gets chopped off instead]
Cassios – Argh! My ear! You bastard...!
Seiya – All those years of training gave you more muscles and no cosmo. You're not going to succeed!
Cassios – Look, Seiya! I've been a big bully, and I swear I'll be nice now. You forgive me?
Seiya – No! (Seiya uses his Meteor Punch and wins)
[sunset]
Pope – Athena has acknowledged Seiya as a saint. I shall present you the Pegasus cloth.
Seiya (jumps all over the box) Yes! I got the cloth!
Pope – Seiya! That cloth is to protect me... I mean, Athena. You shall not use it to participate in a tournament hosted in the Far East. If you do, saints from all over the world will come after you.
Seiya – That's kind of specific and suspicious.
Pope – Will you stay and become the very best that ever was?
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CS: Bizarro Dreams
FanfictionThe Bizarro Dreams are parody remakes of classic Saint Seiya. Hades OVAs included. This story only covers the Bizarro Dreams for years 1 to 3. Read the Campus Sanctuary trilogy for the main plot. Screenshots edited as visual novels! Not every episod...