The Bizarro Dreams are parody remakes of classic Saint Seiya. Hades OVAs included. This story only covers the Bizarro Dreams for years 1 to 3. Read the Campus Sanctuary trilogy for the main plot. Screenshots edited as visual novels! Not every episod...
[The BBs chase the clones one by one. Hyoga faces one at the tracks]
Hyoga – Hand over the cloth.
Black phoenix goon – Screw you, man!
Hyoga – Okay, fine! You ask for it. (prepares) Prepare to receive my signature attack, that's both pretty and deadly. It's called Diamond Dust!
[enemy freezes and shatters, dropping a piece of the cloth]
Hyoga – Left arm. Okay, so he carried this. But how?
[Shun then faces another one at the warehouse. His chains knock the enemy, dropping another piece]
Shun – This is the left leg. He merely carried this. Don't worry, I won't kill you. But you must talk.
[Shiryu emerges from the water and fights another on a stalled boat]
Shiryu – Give me the gold armor or else.
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[Black phoenix goon attacks]
Shiryu – Fine! Lushan Rising Dragon Lord!
[His blow knocks the enemy, dropping yet another piece]
Shiryu – The right arm. Interesting. He only carried this.
Shun – Talk! What changed my brother so much?
Black phoenix goon – Don't you get it? It's all your fault.
Shun – Is that the truth? Are we the ones who caused this? Brother...
[Seiya faces another one in a parking lot]
Black phoenix goon – Have mercy, kid! I don't get paid.
Seiya – Give me the cloth!
Black phoenix goon – It's just the right leg...
Seiya – Pegasus Meteor Punch!
[Seiya's attack knocks the enemy]
Black phoenix goon – You got me, but this is only the beginning. Prepare to face the black four... (dies)
Seiya – The black four? What's he talking about?
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[morning - BBs are reunited with the four pieces]
Shun – We got the pieces back, but...
Hyoga – Ikki still has most of them.
Seiya – Dammit! I need my cloth!
Shiryu – I'll get it repaired.
Seiya – Repaired? Shiryu, my cloth is not THAT broken.
Shiryu – Sorry, Seiya. Your cloth needs repair.
Seiya – Shiryu, there are only a few scratches.
Shiryu – If we don't get it repaired, you won't be able to fight.
Seiya – Shiryu, are you listening?
[suddenly, they're back at the Kido mansion]
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Seiya – Since when did we get back here?
Hyoga – We took the cab.
Seiya – All of us with Shun?
Shun – What about me?
Hyoga – You stood out because you're wearing your cloth.
Shiryu (carrying two boxes) I'll get them repaired as soon as possible.
Shun – Now that we're friends, Shiryu, can you carry my cloth too? It's even more messed up than Seiya's. (awkward silence) Shiryu? (silence) Shiryu? (silence) Okay, I'm offended.