The Bizarro Dreams are parody remakes of classic Saint Seiya. Hades OVAs included. This story only covers the Bizarro Dreams for years 1 to 3. Read the Campus Sanctuary trilogy for the main plot. Screenshots edited as visual novels! Not every episod...
Original: EP10 - Shiryu goes to the cloth graveyard
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(Bizarro Dreams episode 10)
[Seiya hears a doorbell ring. He walks to the door and opens it]
Seiya – Oh, hey! Saori-san!
[Saori blushes]
Seiya – What's with the blush? (notices wearing underwear briefs) Oh crap!
[he blushes too and slams the door]
Seiya – This is embarrassing! She saw me in underwear! And why do I have THAT of all things?!
[he dresses up, opens the door, and Saori enters]
Saori – That was fast. I think I saw a cute little... pony!
Seiya (annoyed) Really, Saori-san? Not you too.
Saori – Just kidding. Here's a letter.
Seiya (opens the letter) It's from Ikki telling us to fight him on Mount Fuji. And of course, we must bring the pieces of the Gold Cloth. It'll happen in a week.
Saori – We must have Shiryu come back with the repaired cloths.
Seiya – Well, yeah since he pulled through, but I'm concerned about the long journey he took.
Saori – Given this is dream simulation, he'll be back.
Seiya – You're right. I must stay put and be patient.
[Meanwhile at the Ancient Peaks in China]
Master – Shiryu! I've been told you almost died during combat.
Shiryu – Right because I was a bit... distracted. What was it? That's right! My master was dying! How come you're not dying? Did you lie to me?
Master – Yes!
Shiryu – But why?
Master – To generate tension in the story.
Shiryu – Either way, I'm happy you're in good health.
[Shunrei yawns in the background]
Master – So I heard you're going to Jamir.
Shiryu – Yes! I must get these cloths repaired.
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