The Bizarro Dreams are parody remakes of classic Saint Seiya. Hades OVAs included. This story only covers the Bizarro Dreams for years 1 to 3. Read the Campus Sanctuary trilogy for the main plot. Screenshots edited as visual novels! Not every episod...
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(Bizarro Dreams episode 7)
[Everyone stares as Ikki kneels on the gold cloth box after emerging]
Shiryu – How in the world did Ikki emerge?
Seiya – Maybe he's super flexible.
Shiryu – With the cloth?
Hyoga – Maybe he used shrinking pills...
[Shun stares intently at his brother]
Shun – Brother, I knew you made it back to me!
[Ikki attacks Shun, damaging his shoulder guard]
Shun – That is NOT my brother! He's a demon!
Ikki – Shun, I see you're still a crybaby. You'll be my first victim to start!
Jabu – WTF, man?! I'm the one fighting Shun!
Ikki – Don't touch me, girly!
[Ikki knocks Jabu down]
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Seiya – That was quick!
Shiryu – I didn't see that coming.
Ikki (pointing) I'm here to exact my vengeance against that bitch and Mitsumasa Kido! Both will pay for what they have done! Tatsumi, I'll save the worst for you. I'll chop your head right off!
Tatsumi – I didn't expect him to return from Death Queen Island alive...
Seiya – Cue the mandatory flashback, but that will take a long time.
Shiryu – Tatsumi tortured Ikki and sent him to Death Queen Island, still injured.
Seiya – Tatsumi sucks! Let's team up and beat him.
Shiryu – I agree.
Ikki – No! I work solo! (blows Seiya and Shiryu down)
Nachi (voiceover) Ikki! We're still in the middle of the tournament, and now you'll fight me, Nachi!
[Nachi emerges from his cloth box. He wears his cloth piece by piece]
Nachi – Arms and legs! Shoulders and belt! Chest and the helmet! Perfect!
[Nachi lands on the ring]
Ikki – Enough! I'm not here to play kiddie games!
Nachi – You're not the only one who has seen hell...
Ikki – Really now? (a streak of light hits Nachi's forehead)
[illusion - Ikki's giant fist crushes Nachi]
Seiya – What happened to Nachi?
[Nachi remains where he stands, paralyzed]
Ikki – His soul is dead. I ripped it to shreds (knocks Nachi with a finger)
