Spiderman Oneshots

SHIT!

A/N - I just realised I haven't been putting credits. I'm really sorry to whoever made any of the drawings I'm using and want credit but I am getting these images from Google so I can't really tell. Thank you!

POV - Peter

"Hey Peter, I need a favour!"

I looked up from my Starkpad, where I was watching *Insert your favourite TV show*.

"What do you need Dad?"

"I'm going for a quick press conference down town and I'll be back at around 1:00 am."

"How is that QUICK!"

Dad chuckled and began to loosen his tie. 

"I'll need you to babysit Morgan."

"Isn't mom going to be here?"

"No she's coming with me to-"

Mom walked in and said, "To babysit you."

"Hey! Anyways Morgan should come out of her room right about...now."

And as predicted she walked in, rubbing her eyes with her fists.

"I *yawn* heard my name?"

"Hey Maguna!" Dad picked her up and cradled her in his arms.

"Peter is gonna babysit you today."

She gave him a dirty look and said "I'm not a baby."

I wonder where she got that from...

"Ok Miss. Morgan. He shall be your butler then."

I got mad at that. 

"Excuse me! If you say that, I could, at the very least, get paid for my services!"

"And who pays for your Netflix, huh?"

Oooooh good one dad.

"Fine. Don't you have to leave anyway?"

"Yes, Tony stop wasting time! Honestly, this man is like a little puppy with no idea of what life is. Ok give me a hug guys!"

Me and Morgan run up and give her a hug.

"What about me?! I'm hurt!"

We giggle and go and give him a hug too.

"Ok guys. Behave! We love you! Don't burn the tower down!"

"Bye!"

Dad and mom leave, leaving me and Morgan to our own devices. 

"Maguna? You wanna watch my little pony?"

"YES!"

"Hey calm down, I have super-hearing! I don't want to go deaf like Uncle Clint."

*Time skip! If you want to hear the mlp theme song, I'll put a link here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTNyyiKiZeU *

I picked Morgan up after a couple of hours. We had eaten pizza, drank orange juice and played extreme hide & seek.

By extreme I mean hiding in vents and the fridge.

Anyways, I picked her up as she was asleep to take her to her room.

As I got to her bedroom, I stubbed my toe at the door and swore under my breath.

"Shit!"

After putting her in bed, I went to mine and passed out as soon as my head hit the pillow.

*Time skip!*

I woke up to dad shaking me and Morgan jumping on the bed next to me.

"WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" Morgan screeched.

"I'M UP!"

Dad chuckled as he watched the exchange.

"Ok silly billy's, c'mon, let's go have some breakfast now."

We enter the kitchen and find mom making pancakes.

"Hey Morgan! Was Petey nice to you?"

"Yes Petey was so nice!"

I clear my throat.

"I didn't forget about you Peter! I'd like to sincerely congratulate you on not burning the tower down like your father would've done."

"You're too kind mom!"

Meanwhile, Morgan was wolfing down pancakes by the kilo!

We were all happily eating our pancakes when morgan dropped sauce all over herself and yelled, 

"SHIT!"

Mom dropped her fork, her eyes wide with confusion.

Shit.

She was probably awake last night.

"Peter."

oops.

"Did you swear in front of Morgan?"

"Ummmm. Maybe..."

Dad seemed to be holding back fits of laughter.

"I thought we discussed this Peter. No swearing in front of her."

Morgan seemed to be trying not to laugh by slapping her hand over her face.

"I thought she was asleep, and I stubbed my toe on her door so I just said it under my breath."

Suddenly mom burst out laughing.

"W-why are you laughing?"

"You were so scared!"

"But, we had a deal!"

"Yes I know, but she was bound to hear it at some point." Mom said matter of factly.

A couple of seconds later, Morgan yelled,

"SHIT!"

Again.

I couldn't hold my laughter back though so I just burst out laughing.

In the end we were on the ground like Peppa Pig characters laughing.

Hopefully Morgan doesn't say that at school...

A/N - When I was writing the scene where Pepper is 'confronting Peter, I thought of that Diary of a Wimpy Kid scene where the dad is like "Is this you Rodrick" and I nearly burst out laughing because of a meme I saw about it XD. Also please tell me to correct if there are any mistakes because I'm too lazy to proofread. Bye guys!

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