THREE MONTHS LATER
"Nooo, I love you more," Jimin gushes, staring right into his eyes.
"Noooooo, I love you more!" Tae says with a giggle.
"Impossible! I love you most! Beat that!"
"I love you most infinity, suck an egg!"
"I love you most most most most most infinity, suck my dick!" Jimin exclaims.
"Okay. when?" Tae asks back.
Jimin does a factory reset before responding. "Wait what?"
Taehyung clears his throat. "What?"
You facepalm, leaning against the kitchen counter.
"Living with you two idiots is the gayest rom com I've ever fucking seen, and all I've been doing these past three months is watching gay rom coms with you two!" you say in a huff.
"But we cuddle while watching it," Jimin says, pouting. "Is that not enough for you?"
You grunt. "I've had enough, I miss Jungkook."
"Someone's in love. You ever gonna tell him you love him, or am I gonna have to beat it out of you?" Jimin asks.
Tae stays surprisingly quiet. Instead of listening to the conversation, Tae goes to the sink and starts washing dishes. Jimin looks hurt for a flash, but his face returns to its natural chipper self a few seconds later.
Although confused, you don't press. That's been happening a lot recently. Tae would hear you mention Jungkook and mysteriously walk away as if Jungkook isn't an actual person important to you. You wonder what's gotten into Tae. The job, perhaps? Poor guy is probably stressed from how long this job is taking.
"We're both taking things slow," you say.
"Slower than a damn snail." Jimin keeps his pout as he crosses his arms over his chest. "You've done nothing but come here, make out, fuck here and there, and be obnoxiously in love. As someone who's forced to go on all your dates with you, I can confirm that he's literally more in love with you than I am with Tae."
"Okay, don't push it. You literally just had an 'I love you' contest with him that ended with Tae offering to suck your dick."
"Life is good," Jimin says with a smirk.
"Wait what?"
"What?"
You roll your eyes and pack your bag, making sure you have everything you need.
"Wait, is there a date I don't know about?" Jimin asks.
"Believe it or not, I don't only leave the house for Jungkook." You pause to chuckle. "I'm going to the park to take a walk. Feel free to join me. You're invited too, Tae."
He stops the sink, shooting you a smile. "Thanks, but I think I'll stay here tonight. Someone's gotta clean the sheets."
"What happened to the sheets?" you ask, although you're scared of the answer.
Taehyung snorts. "Jimin happened."
Jimin gasps. "I sweat in my sleep, excuse you. I have no idea what you're implying."
Taehyung narrows his eyes. "You're the horniest person in this house, even over Y/n and we can hear how horny she is at least once a week."
"Okay, that's only because you barely let me over Jungkook's," you say.

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Witness || •JJK• ✔️
Fanfiction||18+ Bodyguard AU || For years, Y/n L/n has been gathering evidence on her parents, arguably the two most dangerous mafia leaders in the world. The last step is going to the police. When she finally does, they place her in the witness protection pr...