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"oh, y/nnn-channn!" the voice you always dread to hear comes up to your dorm room. the door busts open. a white haired man stands there accompanied by a familiar emo kid,

"what the hell gojo! have you ever heard of knocking?! what if i was naked or something??!"

"eh heh, you have a point.. i'll knock next time! anyways, get into your uniform! we are going on a day trip to pick up a new first year! plus we'll be accompanied by another new student you haven't met yet,"

you assumed gojo was talking about sukuna's vessel, yuji itadori. megumi had told you about him a couple days after he swallowed that crusty old finger. just the thought of it makes you cringe,

"and do i get a say in whether i go or not..?" you try to avoid getting dragged into gojo-sensei's errands as much as you can, but it seems this time won't be so easy..

"of course!! NOT. hurry up, we have to go!"

"sorry y/n, i also tried staying in my dorm, but he dragged me out.." megumi looked at you apologetically.

"okaayyy buddy," you rolled your eyes and slammed the door in their faces so you could get dressed into your new uniform.

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after making yourself presentable, you walked out to see megumi, and itadori,

'wow.. he has another pair of eyes underneath his own.. that's fucking gnarly, thank god they're closed," you thought to yourself, walking towards the pair,

"hey y/n," megumi greeted you,

"what's up megs,"

"the sky," he spoke monotonously,

"ha. ha. you are hilarious." you mocked his monotone nature. itadori watched the interaction between you and megumi in amusement. you quickly straightened yourself up, realising you never introduced yourself,

"um, i'm sorry for that, my name is l/n y/n, but i don't mind if you call me by my first name," you smiled gracefully at him, "i've heard you ate a crusty, disgusting finger?" you smirked teasingly.

you found it funny teasing people, seeing how much it would take before they reached their limit. gojo was one of the people who fell victim to your teasing, just because it was so easy to tease him,

"hey! i'm itadori yuji! it's nice to meet you! and yeah, i did eat that finger..."

"fucking gross, didn't it taste like ass?" you laughed,

"i don't know, honestly, the adrenaline cancelled it out..."

you blanked stared at his stupidity. how could someone be so worked up in order to eat an ancient, old finger??? it did not make sense to you,

"come on, lets get walking before gojo lectures us for being late," megumi started walking in front of the both of you and itadori.

you snorted, "even if we were late, gojo wouldn't be any earlier,"

"you sound like you know him pretty well y/n," itadori chuckled,

"well both me and megumi have been in gojo's care for a little bit now," you explained, "but in my case, i haven't been here for nearly as long as megs here,"

"how many times have i told you to stop calling me megs.." megumi complained,

"hey, megs has a good ring to it though! fushiguro is boring," itadori beamed,

"right???" you agreed with itadori, chuckling a little bit.

the idle chatter continued as the three of you walked to where you would be meeting gojo. of course when you got there, gojo was no where to be seen,

"come on bro, where the fuck is heee!!"

"right over here!" a voice popped up behind you,

"OI!- please never do that again," you sighed,

"i see you guys have fitted into your new uniforms! looking niceee," gojo exclaimed,

"yeah, sensei, can i ask why mine has a hoodie on it?" itadori asked the man,

"cause you can make special requests to customise it!!"

"i never made a request??"

"that's because i did!!!" gojo held up a peace sign and smiled, trying to look all innocent and cute..

"get used to that man, he always does stuff like this," megumi informed the new boy,

"yeah, he did that to mine as well, he added a little embroidered snake on my collar because according to him, i'm a "fake, slithering snake"" you sighed, showing the boy your collar,

"huh.. okay.. anyways, where is the other new student?" itadori looked around. then he saw a popcorn stand,

"yay! popcorn!"

"i want some too!" you exclaimed,

"let's go get some!" he grabbed your sleeve and pulled you through the crowd to grab some popcorn. he was about to pay but you quickly beat him to it by distracting him quickly. he isn't very smart in some aspects,

"HUH, YOU PAID?!"

"calm down, it was barely 200 yen.."

he simply sighed and walked with you back to megumi and gojo. that was when you guys had seen a girl in the jujutsu high uniform beating up a random guy??

'WHAT IS GOING ON,' you just stood there in shock from that girl's confidence,

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? DO I NOT HAVE THE LOOKS TO BECOME A MODEL?!?" the brunette screamed,

"PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE,"

you couldn't tear your eyes from the amusing scene. it was fucking hilarious. of course you started laughing out loud, which made you look like you had a screw loose or something,

"bro, are you okay?" megumi started slapping your back as you choked up on your own laughter. itadori simple smiled at the sight of your laughs,

"OH MY GOD, THAT POOR MAN, AHAHAH" you cackled,

"it's really not that funny,"

"shut up, megs!"

the man finally managed to run away from the girl, who started walking towards you guys accompanied by gojo. she took one look at the boys and simply sighed,

"i always get put in unfortunate circumstances.. at least i'm not the only woman here," she looked down,

"wow, she took one look at us and sighed," itadori pouted,

"guys! this is kugisaki nobara, your new classmate!"

"hey kugisaki-san, i'm y/n," you introduced yourself first,

"hey! call me nobara!! we're bestfriends now," her down energy was suddenly brought back up,

"okay! sounds good," you giggled,

"okay, i'd hate to interrupt your 'girl talk'" gojo uttered obnoxiously, "but it's time to go on a little trip,"

"where to sensei?" itadori asks,

"roppongi!" he exlaims excitedly. its almost like he had this whole aura around him emitting luxury.

nobara and itadori's eyes lit up at the thought of going to a luxury city in japan, though both you and megumi already knew gojo was just hyping it up more than what the trip would be.

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