Sorr✮ws - Tokyo Revengers chatfic

8| Poor Y/n

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Garfield for life.
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𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡...

"RIN?"

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I was hanging out with Rindou when I noticed it was late so I texted Emma saying I was gonna go home, I put my phone away and gave Rindou a big hug.

"Imma go now, see ya."

I gave him a peace sign as I left, I walked in the parking lot, got on my bike and drove home.

"Y/N WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!"

"BITCH I TOLD YOU."

"Girl im talking bout how long you were there, I NEEDED YOU BRO."

"What for?"

"I WAS GETTING WHOOPED AT ITEM ASYLUM."
(if you know that Roblox game ily)

"Bro... AGAIN?!?!"

"Girl hush, brush yo teeth, change yo clothes and take yo ass to bed."

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SHIRT?"

"YOU COULD GET MOLESTED."

"WHAT."

"First off there are strange men wandering around at night, I am not letting you go to bed with that on dumbass."

"ITS A REGULAR SHIRT."

I walked to our room and changed into a Garfield shirt with black shorts, I sat down on my futon and scrolled through my phone.

"Both those shirts and shorts better be long enough."

"Why you tripping?"

"It's a tough world you could get molested by 9 autistic clowns."

"Get outta here with that, I can defend myself."

"Hm."

"I literally fight better than you."

"Ouch."

Michi put his hand on his heart before slowly and dramatically collapsing on the ground, he played dead and stuck his tongue out before he opened his eyes and we both started laughing.

"Go get changed now Michi."

He stood up and walked to the closet before grabbing pajamas and leaving to go change in the bathroom, I was watching a video before I got a notification from Yuzuha.

Yuzubae
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Yuzubae:
N/n do you mind running to the drugstore for me?

:Me
U doin crack now?

Yuzubae:
Idk what kinda drugstores u been going to

:Me
I've never been to one

Yuzubae:
Go to a drugstore and get me a pregnancy test pls

:Me
Crack hit so hard u got fucking pregnant

Yuzubae:
No dumbass I'm getting revenge on Hakkai for pulling that stupid prank

:Me
the fuck did he do now?

Yuzubae:
He replaced my shampoo with blue hair dye and now I look like Taiju