She's Kinda Hot (The Remake)

In the Afternoon

YUMI

"Brianne, Yumi, buti nandito na kayo! magsisimula na ang misa" masaya kaming sinalubong ni Tita Dianne, niyakap siya ni Brianne at nag-beso naman ako sa kanya tapos nagmano kami kina Lolo Paulo at Lola Pearl

I know it's inevitable that we also have to exchange pleasantries sa mag-amang psycho, if only I have a skip botton I will tap it immediately without skipping a beat.

"Nice! Buti tinanggal mo na piercing mo sa bibig bro" it's Bryan Jr., this guy is much worse than the devil at siya ang best actor sa kanila, may pa-fistbump pa siya sa kapatid niya ha

Bumaling siya sakin "Yumi, buti sumama ka. Tagal na kitang di nakita ah sana naman di mo ako iniiwasan?" that smugly look on his face makes me wanna punch him

FYI, niligaw-ligawan ako ng gagong to. Akala niya kasi ako yung legal girlfriend ni Brianne. Nung sinabi ko sa best friend ko yung ginagawa ng kuya niya he just laughed his ass off and told me to just go with the flow, ended to his brother getting very pissed.

Nagsayang lang naman kasi siya ng maraming love letters, flowers, chocolates, and dinner dates sakin. He almost lost his sanity noong malamang wala naman palang patutunguhan pangliligaw niya, kasi partner in crimes lang ako ni Brianne.

So, I put on my best fake smile before answering.

"I would never do that, in contrary, na-miss nga kita Kuya eh" forgive me if I can not suppressed the sarcasm in my voice

"Kaya nga Kuya, madalas ka nga tanungin ni Yumi sakin, sabi ko naman busy ka since pa-graduate kana ng college" sabat naman ni Brianne

The show has began.

"Ohh Brianne, allowance mo for this week, nandiyan narin pambayad mo sa apartment" nag-abot ng pera kay Brianne yung tatay niya, a scene that would never happen if this is not a show.

Since lumayas si Brianne, hindi yan nagbigay ng financial support, pinipigilan pa nila si Tita Dianne na magbigay ng allowance kay Brianne.

"Sa apartment ka parin nakatira apo? Ba't naman kasi gusto mong mabuhay mag-isa eh kabata-bata mo pa?" concern na sabi ng Lola niya

"La, ayaw kasi ni Brianne na may nange-nge-alam sa kanya kaya gusto niya mapag-isa" sabat ng kampon ni satanas

"Lola, don't worry po bini-build up ko lang po yung independence ko para di na ko kailangang alagaan ni mama" rebutt ni Brianne

But I know the meaning behind his words di na ko kailangang alagaan ni mama - his brother see him as a competition to their mother's love.

Ang kapal ng mukha niya, alangan namang sa kanya nalang lahat?

Ramdam ni Tita Dianne na napaka-cold ng asawa niya sa pangalawa nilang anak kaya si Brianne naman yung binuhusan niya ng pagmamahal at paga-aruga which yun nga di nagustohan ng panganay.

Aside from that, he also hate his younger brother because in every family gathering where he get the chance to boast his achievements, Brianne would unintentionally steal the spotlight simply by appearing.

Yung cut sa left eyebrow ni Brianne siya din ang may gawa at hindi yun naahitan. I was there when he pushed Brianne to a dog which bit Brianne's brow because it felt threatened, buti nga daplis lang eh. He probably wanted to ruin his brother's face but unfortunately for Bryan Jr naging charm pa ng kapatid niya yung tapyas sa kilay niya.

*Announcement: the mass will begin*

"Honey, tara na sa loob" may pa-hawak-hawak pa sa bewang ni Tita Dianne yung cheater niyang asawa

I'm screaming inside and can't hardly keep my cool, gusto kong masuka.

If I am Tita Dianne, I would never let that cheater, liar, obnoxious son of a bitch, poor excuse of a husband douchebag to touch even the tip of my hair ever ever again.