Empires SMP season 2 reacts to season 1

Nearing the end

Jana: Anyway, we should talk a little more about fWhip's rule. It was about building a new road to another empire or to spawn to connect the world better. And whoever made a new road got a netherite shovel as a prize.

Pix: Funny how the chaotic one who cheated and caused a couple of wars was the one who made a rule that actually benefited everyone and was the first to give a prize to the ones who did it.

Sausage: Yeah, except he said he would take away our elytra if we didn't build the road, to show us how difficult moving around is without one.

Scott: fWhip, be more creative. That idea's already taken.

Jana: You actually already said that. Anyway, then Scott made a couple of discoveries. He decided to research in the ancient elven library about his ice powers and ice magic in general, but found something... else.

Jimmy: What did he find?

Jana: A new prophecy. (The clip from when Scott was reading the book of prophecies came up and no one really interrupted except Sausage about the part with the streets running red.)

Sausage: Oh. That...

Gem: Sausage?

Sausage: Uh, please don't ask. (The clip kept on playing until the part when Scott found out of his and Xornoth's connection.)

Scott: What?

Jana: Yeah, er, that was kinda my fault. When I was reincarnating a soul, I accidentally split it in two and put them in twins: Conal and Alinar. And since Xornoth and Scott came from them, they also still have the whole split soul connection going on.

Joel: One thing I'm learning is that you make a lot of mistakes with your job.

Jana: Hey! But anyway, I should probably mention that I made a little slip-up in chronology, this happened right before Shrub gave the Xornoth crystal back to him.

Pix: Thank you for the clarification.

Jana: Also, the reason that Scott was trying to learn more about ice magic in the first place because it was acting kinda odd. He just randomly found this ice spire that had a sword in it and he had a weird feeling the ice wanted him to have it.

Joey: Was there anything special about it?

Jana: Well, Scott didn't know, so he went back to the library and found a secret passageway. (The screen started to play the clip where Scott learned about the Rune Blade.)

Joey: So that sword could sever souls?

Shelby: That sounds dangerous.

Jana: It was, in the wrong hands. I'm starting to wonder what made me commission it.

Gem: Wait, you commissioned it?

Jana: My idea was that I would have less work to do in delivering souls because the blade would do it for me, but it instead gave me more work because sometimes the afterlives that were made because of it had to be... edited. And for some reason that's more difficult than creating one from scratch.

Katherine: You shouldn't be so lazy next time.

Jana: Hey, I was the only one delivering all the souls to wherever they needed to go. All the souls on this world. Don't you think it's a little difficult?

Shelby: Okay, I guess.

Jana: Not to mention all the work I had to do when Afterlife SMP happened...

Sausage(Sheepishly.): Sorry.

Jana: And then Sausage had to deal with his other self.

Everyone: Other self?

Shelby: You mean the other Sausage was from this era?

Jana: When the wizard Gem killed him to cure him, she inadvertently split his soul into good Sausage and evil Sausage.

Gem: Oh.

Sausage: Don't worry, Bubbles and I trapped him in an alternate reality for him to live out the rest of his life without hurting anyone.

fWhip: Except he eventually escaped, right?

Sausage: Uh, yeah. But that was by accident!

Jana: Anyway, and then Lizzie went around the server trying to buy everyone's custom armor for inspiration because she wanted to make hers. She gave a rotten egg to Pearl for her armor because she claimed it to be magic-

Lizzie: I am the master of scamming people.

Jana: But then it turned out the egg actually was magic.

Everyone: Wait, what? (The screen showed the clip of Sausage sitting on the egg and hatching it.)

fWhip: You sat on it, Sausage?

Gem: Now this reminds me of the time he hatched four chickens from one egg on top of me.

Sausage: I am the master of hatching magic eggs!

Shelby: But Sausage, Scott looked at my so-called 'magic chickens' and he said they weren't magic.

Sausage: Wait, they weren't?

Scott: They weren't.

Sausage: Uh, no comment.

Jana: And then Lizzie tried to get Scott's armor but he wouldn't say yes. (The screen then showed the clip of Scott telling Lizzie to do every single achievement in the game as payment. Then the screen showed Lizzie doing all of those achievements. Then the screen showed how Lizzie popped a totem of undying on Scott's doorstep.)

Joel: How does Lizzie manage to not die while she's busy doing all sorts of dangerous things but pop a totem on a door?

Lizzie: Are you underestimating me?

Joel: No, I'm wondering how you manage to lose a totem by crashing into a door!

Jana: Anyway... (Then the screen showed Scott being flabbergasted of how Lizzie managed to do all of that. Then the screen showed Scott having to unwillingly give Lizzie his armor. Then the screen showed Lizzie making her custom armor and hearing an explosion. Then the screen showed Scott saying that Lizzie was probably the only one who was determined enough to do all the achievements and deciding to test it out by making her walk on snow but getting stopped when he felt a tremor. Then the screen showed Shrub learning from the other mother wolf that her friends were in danger and that she had to return to her empire.)

Shelby: What's happening?