Sasuke: *le cry*
Me: Sasgay, what's wrong?
Sasuke: It's just that... *snifle*
Me: *suddenly turns into a supportive father* You can tell me, champ.
Sasuke: *sniffle* in the beginning of the series- *le cry* you... you... said how that I was great and all... but- *sniffle* ...now, you hate meeeee!!! *le wail*
Me: Awww, bud, don't cry! So what if you sucked Ohrochimaru's dick for power, it doesn't mean I hate you! (A/N: WOAH I WAS SAVAGE)
Sasuke: S-so... *sniffle* you don't hate me...?
Me: No! You're the best, stupidest, friend, no one asked for~! :D
Sakura: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRIEND ZOOOOONED!!!!!
Naruto: AGAAAAAIN!!!!!!!
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No, I don't hate Sasuke.
If you read my description you would know I love him
(A/N: this is a lie he's isn't in my description anymore oops)
But you didn't.
And probably never will...
But that's ok!
Because Sasuke is bae!
Both ways.
No wait.
I hate him.
It's a love/hate relationship
YOU ARE READING
Naruto Randomness (EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES)
RandomI was bored one day, and boredness gave birth to this majestic book. (Yes I know boredness isn't a word...) Edit: I'M SORRY BUT THIS BOOK HAS REALLY SLOW UPDATES. I don't watch Naruto much anymore but I'll try to update when I can ;___;
