Gon: *appears* :3
Me: gON.
Gon: ?
Me: aRE YOU GaY????????/&:/&?:!:?/&
Gon: >-> um no.
Me: *sLAPS GON* wRoNg AnSwEr.
Gon: tF.
Sasuke: Don't worry, you never get used to it.
Killua: Is that supposed to be reassuring *stabs me*
Me: nO I LOVE YOu.
Naruto: Holy sh*t Author-Chan, this is beyond procrastination, soon this book will be about Donald Trump instead of Naruto.
Me: I'M buSY.
Sakura: With what?
Me: uM BEING BUSY ಠ◡ಠ
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Sorry I didn't update for like 10 years ;-;
But I'm grounded and my creativity is running out.
So back to hibernation I go!

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Naruto Randomness (EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES)
RandomI was bored one day, and boredness gave birth to this majestic book. (Yes I know boredness isn't a word...) Edit: I'M SORRY BUT THIS BOOK HAS REALLY SLOW UPDATES. I don't watch Naruto much anymore but I'll try to update when I can ;___;