Kakashi: Have I ever mentioned that I have a son?
Everyone on the planet: NO.
Kakashi: Really? Never?
Everyone on the planet: NEVER.
Kakashi: Oh.
Me: Are you going to tell us oooor-
Kaneki: *walks in*
Me: NO FUCKING WA- Actually everyone saw that coming.
Sasuke: I like him :D
Everyone on the planet: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RELATE TO HIM.
Sasuke: *crai crai* ;0;
Naruto: Who's the mom?
Kakashi: •-•"
Me: •^• What is it? Kakashi-Senmmwhatchaseeeei
Kakashi: Father* Actually...
Reader 1: He's gay I knew it.
Homophobe: Gay faggot!
Sassy bitch: That's a double negative, that means you're calling him straight.
Reader 2: tELL ME WHERE LE SMUT IS
Everyone on the planet: WHO IS HE?
Kakashi: *breathes in* Ryuga.
Me: W-wait, Ryuga?
Kakashi: Yes, Ryuga.
Me: Ryuga Bonsai Tools?
Kakashi: No.
Me: So-
Kakashi: Yee.
Me: Ryuga from BeyBlade?
Kakashi: Yes, Ryuga from BeyBlade.
Me: *dies*
Kaneki: *dies*
Obama: *dies*
Everyone on the planet: *dies*
Ryuga: *dies*
Death: *dies*
YOU ARE READING
Naruto Randomness (EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES)
RandomI was bored one day, and boredness gave birth to this majestic book. (Yes I know boredness isn't a word...) Edit: I'M SORRY BUT THIS BOOK HAS REALLY SLOW UPDATES. I don't watch Naruto much anymore but I'll try to update when I can ;___;
