(A/N: it was a while since I updated so have this garbage bye)
Based off of "My Crazy Sister" by Mychonny (I couldn't find the original D: Only the MMD. At least it's a Len and Rin MMD...)
Naruto: So if you didn't know, I have a boyfriend.
(Fangirls: Nē, Nē! Naruto-Kun!! Dump him for me!)
Sasuke: *looks at the camera and glares*
Naruto: He may look nice, but this is how I see him.
Sasuke: *looks at the camera and glares*
Naruto: And oh how I love him... I do.
Yo, Sasuke. Wash the dishes.
Saseme: No! You wash them!
Levi: I would be more than stoic to wash the dishes...
Me: Shhhhh...
Naruto: WASH THE MOTHERFUCKING DISHES!!!!!!
. . . . .
Naruto: .... *washing the dishes* FUUUUUUUU-
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Naruto: Ok, I was just kidding. We don't get along that well. Probably because he's hot tempered, and I'm annoying. Not a very good mix.
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Naruto: Hey, Sasuke guess what!
Sasuke: What?
Naruto: You're gay. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*loling so hard rn sugsjdbdkafodjs*
Sasuke: ... 'We're dating you retard...'
Naruto: Hey, Sasuke guess what!
Sasuke: What!
Naruto: *farts in Sasuke's face*
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: 'I will fucking kill you...'
Naruto: H-... Hey, Guess what!
Sasuke: WHAT?!?!
Naruto: Woaaah!!! Calm down you crazy bitch!
Sasuke: THAT'S IT I'M GOING LION BARRAGE ON YOUR ASS.
Naruto would probably enjoy that.
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Naruto: Isn't it fun annoying your boyfriends?
(Eren in the distance: Damn straight!
Me: More like damn gay...)
Sasuke: *talking on the phone* Oh yeah... UFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU...
Naruto: Hey Sasuke!
Sasuke: What is it? I'm on the phone.
Naruto: >-> Why are you being so nice to me? What are you talking to your... BOOOOOIIIIIFRAAAAANNNNDDD??
Sasuke: *glares at Naruto*
Naruto: Hey can I play on your DS? Can I try on your clothes? nEH! They're too tight, I think I broke them... Can I have your chips? Can I have one of your lollipops? *breaks lollipop bag* Oh... Does that mean I can have them all?
Sasuke: *is still glaring at Naruto*
Naruto: UH.... THANKS FOR THE STUFF BAI~
Sasuke: No problem... Naruto...
Naruto: aND SHAVE THOSE ARMPITS OF YOURS THEY'RE GETTING OUT OF coNTROL!!! THEY LOOK LIKE CHEWBACCA'S PUBES!!! HEHHEHEHEHEHE *skips away :D*
Sasuke: ... Itachi, I'll call you back. GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SH*T
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Naruto Randomness (EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES)
RandomI was bored one day, and boredness gave birth to this majestic book. (Yes I know boredness isn't a word...) Edit: I'M SORRY BUT THIS BOOK HAS REALLY SLOW UPDATES. I don't watch Naruto much anymore but I'll try to update when I can ;___;
