Turtle:*nervous*
Kinkajou:*excited*
*wedding begins*
Priest:Do you,Turtle Waters take Kinkajou Bright to be your lawfully wedded wife
Turtle: u-um yes,I do
Priest:do you,Kinkajou Bright take Turtle Waters to be your lawfully wedded husband
Kinkajou:I do,but why does it have to be lawfully
Priest:....what do you mean
Kinkajou:I want him to be just my husband, not a lawfully wedded husband
Moon:*steps in*no offence but do you know what lawfully wedded means
Kinkajou:no
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Wings of FIRE!!!!! Spoofs
FanfictionFunny spoofs of Jade winglet. I'm planning on 200 spoofs. Disclaimer I don't own wings of fire Tui Suitherland does
