Bodyguard

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Glory:*buys a necklace*
Deathbringer:DOES IT HAVE A BOMB ON IT???????
Glory:no,why would it-
Deathbringer:I BET SOMEONE PUT A BOMB ON IT
Glory:I highly doub-
Deathbringer:HEY YOU,RANDOM DRAGON YOU PUT A BOMB ON THIS NECKLACE
Random Dragon:*eating hamburger*wha-
Deathbringer:arrests random dragon

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