Shrek and Bellatrix

Through the Window

**Disclaimer: I don't own Shrek or Bellatrix :P**
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Bella's POV

"AVADA KEDAVRA!" I watched as a over large bullfrog drop dead on the ground. Satisfaction spread across my face. "I like death." I told a decaying mushroom. I suddenly heard a bunch of shouting. "Oooooh, goodie! More things to kill!" I squealed in excitement as I hopped over a log . I set off in the direction of the noise. I came across a large hollowed out tree with a door in the front. "You know what!? I'm tired of your crap Fiona! Get out of my swamp! You are as stuck up as Lord Farquaad!" The voice had an odd accent to it. Very deep and powerful. Like my souls. "FINE! I'LL TAKE THE KIDS AND GO!" A feminine voice called out. I saw the door swing open and a green woman with red hair storm out, carrying a bag and pushing a stroller with three green babies. She was exceptionally ugly. And her babies were too. "Finally! She really got on my nerves!" I heard the beautiful voice say again. I crept around and found a window. I peered in and what I saw was magical. He had green skin and an egg-like scalp. Oh sweet mother of Merlin, who is that supermegafoxyawesomehot ogre? I wondered. "Shrek, you sexy beast. Your heavenly ogre face is glowing in the light." He smiled in the mirror and it cracked. "IM TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR YOU PEASANT!" He yelled and jabbed a sausage-like finger at the remains of the mirror. "Heck yeah." I whispered. He turned and looked at me. "WHAT THE-