Ashton The Maid [A.F.I] (DISCONTINUED)

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A/N This picture has nothing to do with the chapter, but i just had to... :,)

{Ashton Irwin's P.O.V }

"Ashton! ASHTON! IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP I WILL KILL YOU!" Luke yelled.

"Okay, okay!" I said grumpily. I'm no morning person.

"You're going to work!" Luke giggled. Well fuck that.

I groaned.

I got up and walked to the shower. "Luke? Can you get my underwear?" I asked.

"No, i'm wearing it!" Goddamn it Luke!

"Give me your underwear then!"

"No!"

"You're wearing my underwear, so i can wear yours!"

"No!"

"Luke!"

"No!"

"I will kill you, goddamn ass licking mole!"

"Okay..."

The next moment i get some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles underwear trown at me.

As i wash myself, Luke comes storming in.

"Ashton! How long is your dick?" He panted.

"What?" I ask confused.

"Your dick? You know that hanging thing. This." He said while pointing at my penis.

"Yes i know, but why?" I asked.

"I want to compare!" Luke giggled.

"You know i'm bigger than you." I said while raising an eyebrow.

"Maybe i grew!" Luke smiled.

I pinched the bridge of my nose.
"Okay, Luke give me your penis."
I said while stretching my hand out.

"Okay." He stripped down his underwear and moved his penis closer to my hand.

"No! Not in my hand!" I said disgusted.

"Well you're not clear!" Luke whined.

"But! I grew!" He cheered. "Look we're the same length!"

"How is that even possible?" I said kind of suprised. "How is your length possible. Your body height."

"Well that's because i'm tall." Luke answered.

I facepalmed.

"Luke, just leave me alone!" I groaned.

"I want to watch you shower!" Luke chirped.

"Why? You're such a weirdo." I said annoyed.

"I'm not a weirdo." Luke scoffed.

"Okay, just leave." I said while pointing at the door.

Luke sighed and walked out of the door.

"Finally..." I mumbled

*After shower* (i ain't giving details on how Ashton showers, however if we got it on tape...)

I walk around in my boxers, not caring about anything.

"Ashton!" Luke yelled.

"What?" I yelled back.

"Hurry up!" Luke groaned.

"Shh." I simply answered.

I really should hurry up. I get my suitcase and put some clothes in. Yes i'm staying there. Luke told me when i cheered up a bit, that gremlin.

I just throw in some random clothes and close the suitcase, and zip it.

"Luke? I'm done!" I yelled.

"Okay, i'm coming." He said.

Luke stormed up the stairs and helped me carry the suitcase downstairs.

Luke groaned. "What did you put in here?"

"Your mama." I said sarcastic.

Luke just glared at me.

As we got downstairs, Luke bursted out crying.

"What's wrong Luke?" I ask confused.

"You are leaving me." Luke sobbed.

"Aw Luke, i'll come back. Don't worry" I said while smiling.

"Promise?"

"Promise."

Luke followed me to the car and decided that he will drive.

I got in the car and so did he.
The car ride was silent. Just silent. Suddenly the car stopped.

"We're here..." Luke chuckled
sadly.

"I'm so sorry, Luke!" I said while hugging him.

"It's okay." He said while crying onto my shoulder.

"Luke? I really have to go." I whispered.

"Oh, sure. Uhm... Here's the key, and a present from me. Ella knows everything about it." Luke said while smiling sadly.

"Okay, thanks." I hugged him again.

"Ashton?"

"Yes?"

"I'm sorry for being so annoying..." Luke said while looking at the ground.

"You're not annoying! You're my best friend!" I tried to cheer him up.

Luke smiled at me.

"I think you should get going..." Luke smiled.

"Sure." I hugged him one last time and walked to the door.

I looked back and smiled at the blonde.

I mouthed a ' bye ' , and opened the door.

Oh man, this is going to be hard.

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A/N
I'm sorry! So so sorry! For
1. Not updating after a long time
2. The chapter being so short. I should keep you bookwurms pleased with something while i'm working on the next chapter :)
But hoped ya liked it!
Buh-bye, btw i'm your father ;)

Xxx The author .-'*(>-<)*'-.