┆Codename: Kids Next Door ✗ F!Reader┆
ঞ Follow the adventures of a group of six children who operate from a high-tech tree house, fighting against adult and teen villains with advanced 2×4 technology. Using their codenames (Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 an...
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"You're watching the Kid-Tacular Kids Channel! Coming up next: Rainbow Monkeys! Followed by Rainbow Monkey Babies, followed by Rainbow Monkey Teens. The Kid-tacular Kids Channel- Soon to be bringing by satellite around the world!"
Somewhere back on Earth, in the Kid-Tacular HQ, its doors slid open to reveal two towering adults, leaving everyone in the building gasped and frozen in place.
"G-g-good morning, sir"
"You're looking well."
Their faces remain stone cold as they pass by the employees until they reached an elevator where it automatically open on them. One of the employees rushed up with a big grin, and tried to greet them (kiss ass), but ultimately was met with the elevator doors closing on him.
Woman: Oh, no... oh no...oh no... oh, dear--
In the higher floor of the building, a woman was desperately trying to pick up the fallen papers from the floor. A loud 'ding' sound echoes, and the elevator soon slid open. The woman froze and fumble as the figures start approaching
Woman: U-uh..uh..I-I...uh, G-good morning.
???: Did last night's rating come in?
Woman: uh,well...I-I don't know. Maybe?
???: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
They stopped midway and snapped back the woman with furious glares. And the most furious of them all is, well, a baby dressed in a blue business shirt and a cigar hanging in his mouth. What's the logic behind this? Nothing. This show literally centers around kids spies.
???: Did you just call me a BABY?!
Woman: No, Mr. B! I, I never---
???: I am NOT a baby!
Woman: N-no It's just...I, I only mean, I of course---
Mr. B: I just look young, UNDERSTAND!
Woman: Y-y-yes, Mr---
Mr. B: Is that understood!
The woman finally broke down and fled almost instantly in fear, crying while dropping the papers from her hands. Mr. B didn't seem to care and storm back in his office.
