Roommate~ (Deadpool x Reader)

Chapter 5

"Wade.... Are you expecting company?" You ask, looking at the large stack of pancakes on the counter.

"Oh! Morning Babe! I made breakfast!" He greets cheerfully, still in the process of making more.

"Do you have the munchies?" You ask warily.

"Nope, my healing factor won't let me get high," He informs you.

"Healing factor?" You echo. He pauses,

"Yeah, I heal fast.... Wait.... If you didn't already know about my healing factor why do you keep on shooting me?" He questions. You purse your lips slightly.

"Cause its fun," You say bluntly.
He stops adding pancakes, folding his arms.

"You really are sadistic," He comments.

"No, I just have a different definition of fun," You reply. Before he can respond, your cell goes off in the next room. You go and answer it.

"Yeah?"

No response, just breathing.

"Hello?"

"...."

"Okay, hanging up now-" 'X Charlie,'
The line goes dead, and you drop your cell.

"You okay?" Wade asks, stooping down and picking up your phone.

"I'm... Fine..." You murmur, taking your phone. He tilts his head slightly,

"You look like you've seen a ghost... Or the hulk," He comments.

"The hulk," You echo and openly shiver. He chuckles a bit,

"Yeah I get a little green too when I hear that name," He jokes. You shake your head, suddenly at ease thanks to him.

"You're so weird," You mutter, trying to hide the smile that threatens your lips.
You turn away as the smile appears briefly before heading into the kitchen again.

"I think it was~" He sings behind you.

"What are you talking about?" You ask.

"You finally smiled!" He chuckles.

"No I didn't," You lie. You grab a beer from the fridge.

"Really? I could've sworn-"

"Swearing is bad Wade, shame on you," You scold playfully.

"Hey! You made a funny," He chuckles.

"You know what, you're rubbing off on me, I'm leaving," You tell him.

"So you do think I'm funny!" He says cheerfully.

"No, I think you're completely insane," You reply. He chuckles,

"Yeah pretty much... See you when you come back babe!" He tells you as you leave. You give a wave,

"Try not to miss me too much," You joke.

"You did it again," He calls.

"Dammit!" You curse rather loudly. You hear him laugh before closing the door.

"So, how's it going with your roommate?" Peter asks.

"It's actually, kind of fun," You admit with a slight smile.

"Really? How?" He inquires with a raised eyebrow. You shrug,

"He's interesting, and kind of funny," You murmur. He nudges you,

"Don't tell me you like this guy," He snorts.

"Course not," You scoff.

"Anyways, how is aunt May?" You add.