Drunk

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'Alaric is online'
'Damon is online'
'Tyler is online'
'Stefan is online'
'Matt is online'

Stefan:GUYSSS!!

Tyler:Ya what's up?

Stefan:Welllll, let me start at the beginning. *takes a big breath of air* SoIwasattgegrillandtheykeptgivingmebourbonandididn'twanttoberudeandrefuseitsoikeptdrinkingit *pauses out of breath and takes another big breath of air* Andnowthisbigangryscarypenguinischasingmeandim-

Alaric:Woah slow down there buddy we can't understand a thing!

Stefan:ok I said " let me start at the beginning, so I was at the grill and they kept giving me bourbon and I didn't want to be rude and refuse it so I kept drinking it" then I was out of breath from talking so fast so I took a big gulp of air so I didn't pass out cause that would be bad, like really really really really bad like super duper really bad like-

Matt:Ya we get it, it would be really bad now get on with the dang story!

Stefan:Damn matty, who got ur little undies in a twist? *says in little kid voice* oh no did Elena decline u again Matty blue-blue?

Matt:u know what I'm done here. Goodbye.

Stefan:Bye-bye Matty blue-blue.

'Matt has logged off'

Tyler:hahaha nice one Stefan!

Stefan:Thank u Ty-dye!

Tyler:-_-

Alaric:Can u continue the story please?

Stefan:But what if I don't want to?!

Damon:Stefan just continue the damn story already!

Stefan:Fine, geez. So as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted by someone, "Now this big angry scary penguin is chasing after me!"Oh and he has shaggy black hair and blue eyes and he was in my living room drinking bourbon!! He look really scary!

Tyler:Omg lmao!

Alaric:Now who does that sound like Damon?

Damon:shut it Ric. Stefan that wasn't a big angry penguin, it was me.

Stefan:*gasps dramatically* How could u lie to me all this time Damon? U know I would have accepted u if u told me u were a penguin when we were humans, well when I was a human, I would have accepted u for who u r. But now, 169 years later?! I just cant accept that. I'm sorry brother or whoever u r but I am moving out so I guess this is goodbye. Goodbye Damon.

Damon:For gods sake Stefan ur drunk!

Stefan:Drunk or not I cannot spend the rest of my life with my penguin brother. Goodbye.

'Stefan has logged off'

Alaric:That was the best thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life!! Lmao!!

Tyler:Right?! I'm laughing so hard I think I'm gonna piss myself!

Damon:Shut up both of u or I'll rip out ur vocal chords!

Tyler:Oh well what do u know my moms calling me down for supper. Bye.

Alaric:Ya I... um... need to... um... go make myself something to eat so um bye.

'Tyler has logged off'
'Alaric has logged off'

Damon:U know what screw u all. And speaking of supper, I'm really craving some perky blond cheerleader and some delicious annoying loud and dumb football player. Oh it's sound so appetizing just thinking about it. Lets get this show on the road!

'Damon has logged off'

How was that? I hope u guys liked it, I had fun just writing it. So please comment and vote if u liked it! Love u all!
~Briannah🌸

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