A/N: AYO!! New oneshot! this was actually from both an idea my friend had and a writing prompt I saw on reddit. So... enjoy!
Catergory: Humor (I guess)
"Luna..." Sally said through gritted teeth. "Sally..." Luna mumbled before charging up her powers and shooting her opponent. Sally screamed before falling to the ground. As Luna walked towards the unconscious girl she couldn't help but think about how bad she felt for her...
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"No I don't!"
Wait, what... you can hear me?
"Yeah, dude! And I ain't feeling bad for her at all! She's the hero, I'm the villain!"
Okay... anyways...
Luna walked closer and couldn't help but notice an odd feeling in her stomach. And... was she blushing?
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"Heya, weird voice... I think it was the Taco Bell I had last ni-"
SHUT UP! Let me just make my silly enemies to lovers oneshot!
"Wait... you what!? I am not in love with that asshole!"
You will be! I am the storyteller! It's my rules!
"Too fucking bad! I'm gone! I don't want to be a part of this damn story!"
Luna? where did you go?
...
Now I can't finish my story!
...
Maybe I should find Her.
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Luna! Where are you?!
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"I am NOT at The Willows Pub! I AM NOT! YOU HEAR ME!?"
Oh great! You're drinking.
"I AM NOT! I'm going sniff sniff!"
For fucks sake, Luna.
...
But... How will I finish the oneshot now?
"You won't!"
Oh, sit on a dick!
"NO! Ew. I'm asexual, remember?"
Since when?
"Since your ass wrote me to be that typical, space obsessed, garlic bread loving, asexual villain!"
The fact that I don't get paid for this at all is alarming to me, Luna.
...
"Wow... I can smell colors!"
Oh god no...
"I can see sounds!"
Luna...
"Life is good... and your voice sounds... amazing!"
Shit... SHIT SHIT SHIT!
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I'm a writer and my character got high without me planning or wanting it! I just love my life!
"I'm what?"
High...
"Hiii!!"
Luna... you disappoint me...
A/N: Okay, that was a kinda weird end lol. But i hope that's okay!
YOU ARE READING
Just Some Random Oneshots
Short StorySoo... Sometimes I get bored as hell and then I write. -And some of them are smutty -Some gay -Some horror-ish -Some are fluff And some of the stories I write can end up being pretty good! So I hope you can guess where this is going... Enjoy! -Mika...
