Slade wilson also know as the worlds greatest assassin deathstoke was part of a military experiment which increased his Strength, Durability, Speed, and stamina and after escaping he traveld around the world hunting down any criminal he gets paid t...
I was wearing a poncho with my assault rifl on my back as i walking on a path as it's been a year since dracula killed half the people of wallachia as i was their and killed most of the night creatures now, i'm just walking as i enter a bar as i pull out 5 gold coins and put them in the table as i say.
Deathstroke: Whisky.
The bartender grabs the coins and grabs a mug as he fills it up and i grab and i find a table and sit down as i lift my mask a little and drink my drink as i see a man with a large jacket with fur on the back and i see his crest as it was Trevor Belmont the last of the belmonts as I enter my thoughts.
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Deathstroke: *Thoughts* Trevor belmont of house Belmont. The last member of the clan. He starts off as a drunken Idiot but later on he becomes a real man, just gotta wait for the fight to start.
I then see the man who started the fight talking to another man as i listen to them.
Man 1: So I say to him, "It's my goat. I been tending goats since i was four years old"
Man 2: Right, Right.
Man 1: "And i'd know if my goat was in love with you."
Man 2: For god's sake.
Man 1: He says to me, "I know your goat's in love with me"
Man 2: So you said how, Bosha?
Bosha: So i say how! And he says, "Well, she fucks me, don't she?"
Man 2: And that's why you hit him?
Bosha: *Drinks beer* Right across the eyes with a shovel. And now the headman says i have to pay the bastard money because he went blind.
Man 2: Not fair.
Bosha: So i says to him, "You didn't think he was gonna go blind fucking a goat with manage?"
Man 2: That would have been your fault, too.
Bosha: I would have gotten blamed for that, too. But what am i supposed to do when i find my goat laying on it's side in the field, fucked within an inch of it's life and a naked man with blood and straw all over his peck?
Man 2: Hit him with a shovel!
Bosha: Fucking right i hit him with a shovel! More ale for me and my cousin Kob!
Kob: Brother.
Bosha: Look, we might have the same father, but you came out of my aunt. Don't make me get my shovel.
The bartender walks and pours more ale as he speaks.
Bartender: Anyone else while i'm pouring?
Trevor: One, over here.
Then another man runs in panting as speaks while closing the door.
Man: Ale! For Christ sake!
Bosha: Piter. We was just wondering if you'd spotted any attractive sheep on your ride out. What's the word mate?
