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"I'm literally emo now." 'the place has been torn per robots request as we don't want to die. We are sincerely sorry – the minimum wage workers' "AHHH I'LL KILL THOSE ROBOTS! AHHHUGHHHHHH RAHHHHHH" she started ripping her hair out. "Whoa girl, don't let the demons come. It's like the McKing. Don't worry maybe they secretly rebranded?" Sally comforted her. "NO! AHHH MY HEART!!! I LOVE THIS PLACE!" she fell to the ground and started to weep.

"E-oh-boy.. I'm glad I'm not the emotional comfort-er in this group." "Same." Sally agreed with Tyrone. "..hUh? wait, SO I AM!?" Mat looked at the two wide-eyed. "duh." "uh.. Fine."

He went up to Jesse awkwardly as she continued to ugly cry. "Ugh.. Jess?" "WHAT!?!! WAHHH!" "uhh, look, I know how it feels to deal with loss, I've been there before... uh kind of. But it's okay, all good things come to an end for a reason." She stopped crying and looked at him, surprised, while sniffling.

"Sure, your favorite food place is gone now, but it's okay. Now you get to discover a whole 'nother amazing dessert shop with your friends. We are all here for you, and it may be hard to accept it but-" "oh nevermind guys the cheesecake factory was right behind us. Lmao this was a Sonic's. False alarm guys, it's a crappy Sonic's." She got up and skipped to the Cheesecake Factory. "I hate you all, you're so mean.." He rolled his eyes, annoyed his speech was useless. "Nah man, you love us." Tyrone swung his shoulder around Mat's.

"You guys don't appreciate my true VALUE! I hope God looks at you three and shakes his head while sending a meteor down to Earth, specifically to eradicate YOU GUYS!" he walked into the cheesecake factory after Jess.

"I think he is speaking "Mattanian again. Doesn't that translate to: 'I love you guys, you all are so nice, I hope God gives you his eternal blessing because I pray you all get it every night, LOVE YOU THREE!' Or something?" Sally asked Tyrone. "Yup, sounds close enough." He agreed. "Hey, you think if the robots got Matty, do you think he would become based?" "Nahh, probably not." "Yeah, def not, can't see him being like that." They agreed as they walked into the factory.

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