𝐖𝐎𝐒𝐎 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

Your butt. (Leah Williamson)

Katie had thrown a small get together, inviting you and leah along with some of the arsenal girls. Katie had taken you to the kitchen to get you a glass of water since you were pretty thirsty. 

"So how are you and bubble butt?" katie asked as she poured some water in a glass for you. "Who?" you asked not sure if you heard her right or not. "Bubble butt." katie repeated herself. "Who's bubble butt?" you asked taking the glass of water. 

Katie scoffed and laughed. "Leah." katie said standing in front of you with her own drink in her hand. "Are you saying leah has a bubble butt?" you raised an eyebrow at katie. "Yeah, have you seen her in those white shorts when we play games.." katie said smiling at you. 

"Well..." you tried thinking back. "I think it's small.." you said shrugging at katie. "Leah's not gonna like that." katie chuckled at what you just said. "What? There's nothing wrong with it..." you shook your head at her. 

"What are you guys talking about?" alessia had walked into the kitchen interrupting you both. "Leah's butt." katie said. Alessia laughed. "What?" she asked katie and you. "Y/n said leah had a small butt.." katie informed alessia of what you said seconds earlier. 

"Wow." alessia's eyes widen. "I think it's normal size." alessia shrugged. "I said she had a bubble butt.." katie shrugged. 

You couldn't believe you were having an argument about your girlfriend's butt.

"Guys." you said with a serious look on your face. 

"Hey you." leah entered the kitchen and the three of you turned around like you just saw a ghost. "Are you guys alright?" leah asked coming to your side and throwing her arm around your shoulder. You looked at katie, giving her a death stare. 

Katie smiled at you, you knew that smile. 

"Y/n, said you have a small butt." katie told leah. You didn't even want to look leah's way, you could feel her eyes on you though. 

After a few seconds of absolute silence you turned to leah. She was staring dead at you. 

"Hey, i only said that because katie said you have a bubble butt." you pointed at katie who tried looking innocent. Leah shifted her eyes onto katie. "Hey, don't look at me, look at alessia..." katie pointed at alessia who somehow got dragged into this. Leah looked over at alessia. Alessia's mouth dropped, she raised her hands in defeat. "I said your butt looks normal."

Leah looked back at you. 

"Why don't we forget about you guys having a conversation about my butt...and go enjoy our time with the rest of the girls.." leah looked a bit embarrassed. "Whatever you say, bubble butt." katie said before walking off into the living room. 

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After the little gathering, leah was now driving home. It was silent. Throughout the night leah had been quiet, whenever someone asked her something or tried talking to her, she would give out nothing or short responses. 

"Leah.." you said from the passenger seat. "Hm" leah said focusing on the road as she was still driving. 

"Why aren't you talking?" 

"You wanna talk?" 

"Yes.."

"About what?" 

"Your butt." 

Leah looked over at you and rolled her eyes. "Y/n..." leah said. "Is that why you're upset?" you asked placing your hand over her thigh. Leah looked down at it and shook her head. "I'm not upset.." leah said as she pulled up to your house. 

"Then why are you being quiet.." you asked as leah got out of the car. You quickly walked to her side. 

"Just not in the talking mood." leah said as she unlocked the door, walking in with you. "Leaaaahhh" you dragged out her name. 

"I just don't get it y/n." leah said as she walked towards the kitchen. You followed behind her. "Get what?" you asked following behind her as she stood in front of the counter looking at you. She had her arms folded in front of her chest looking a tad disappointed. 

"Why are you talking about my butt with katie?" leah asked. You tried not to laugh at how stupid it sounded, but it was true. "She brought it up.." you shrugged. Leah sighed and rolled her eyes.

"I like you butt.." you smiled pulling leah by her waist towards you, hugging her closely. Leah looked down at you. You looked up at her with those puppy eyes you knew worked every time. "Don't look at me like that.." leah said. "Like what?" you said. 

"You're not getting away with this." leah shook her head smiling down at you. "Oh come on" you rolled your eyes and smiled at your girlfriend. You slowly brought your hands down to her butt giving it a squeeze. Leah raised her eyebrows at you and smiled. "I don't care what size your butt is le...i like it" you squeezed it again. 

"Now i feel like you're taking advantage of the situation.." leah laughed pushing your hands away. Leah turned around to walk away, you took advantage and slapped her butt causing her to turn around. Leah's mouth was open, a look of shock on her face. Leah covered her butt with her hands. "That's enough" leah laughed. 

"Do you believe me?" you smiled pointing at her. "Yes." leah nodded and kissed your forehead.

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A/N: I DON'T KNOW WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS I TRIED MAKING IT FUNNY, clearly i need to work on my comedy.