ONE METER [SEOK MATTHEW] ✦ZEROBASEONE✦

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{matthew}

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MATTHEW
i fucking hate yall

TAERAE
its ur fault u told us u were in a date with eunmi

MATTHEW
i JUST SAID WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL

HANBIN
thats still a date tho

MATTHEW
SO IF U GO TO THE MALL WITH UR DAD IT MEANS U TWO R DATING??!?!?

ZHANGHAO
wait...

ZHANGHAO
SO I HAVE BEEN DATING MY DAD ALL THIS TIME??!

TAERAE
hao why is yujin on ur shoulders

HANBIN
yeah :0 can u feel his peepee in ur nape?

MATTHEW
WTF

ZHANGHAO
whats a peepee

ZHANGHAO
is that the cute version of pissing?

HANBIN
but we didn't invite gyuvin, gunwook, n yujin tho??

HANBIN
where tf did they come from

TAERAE
from hell, for sure.

MATTHEW
WAIR

MATTHEW
WAIF

MATTHEW
WSUT

MATTHEW
WAUT

MATTHEW
WAIT

MATTHEW
SO WHAT EUNMI SAID WAS TRUE?!?!?!?!?

HANBIN
what shit did she say this time

MATTHEW
HAO RUNS AROUND HIS HOUSE SHIRTLESS EVERYDAY, RITE

MATTHEW
AND EUN SAID HES PERFORMING A RITUAL TO SUMMON SATAN

MATTHEW
SO HAO SUMMONED GUNWOOK, GYUVIN, AND YUJIN

TAERAE
now what the actual fuck

ZHANGHAO
so i am their father?

HANBIN
well that explains why yujin is calling u daddy

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"VINGYU WHAT ON EARTH ARE YALL DOING HERE? LEAVE."

"IM THE LAST AIR BENDER YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO"

"DAD-"

"I ACTUALLY HAVE A CRUSH ON MARKIPLIER"

"HANBIN WTF"

"you said there's food where is it"

"can yall shut yalls dumbasses right now."

"gyuvin, you promised me food"

"GYUVIN GO"

"IM THE LAST AIR BENDER AND IM GONNA BEND YOUR BONES"

"thanks, i have arthritis"