Earth: Nakaka inip talaga pag sa orbit lang.
Venus: What.
Mars: UHHH- Si?
Jupiter: Translation?
Moon: It's so boring when you're in the orbit*
Moon: He's speaking Tagalog right now
Earth: I forgot to tell y'all that I am..
Earth: A
Earth: MULTILINGUAL.
Venus: Yeah yeah. We get it, Tierra.
Earth: I swear IF YOU WON'T STOP CALLING ME THAT.
Jupiter: Tierra?
Moon: It means "Earth" in Spanish.
Saturn: Oh! Well, that's actually a beautiful nickname!
Earth: Yeah, but it does get embarrassing-
Neptune: TEARA
Neptune: Tara
Neptune: HSJSHDKABD
Uranus: VENUS IS WITH NEPTUNE.
Mars: WHAT.
Uranus: EARTH GET YO HUSBAND AWAY FROM NEPTUNE.
Earth: Una sa lahat, bakit at ano ang mali At pangalawa.. ANO BA ANG SINABI MO LANG TUNGKOL SA AMIN NI VENUS? (Translation: First of all, why and what is wrong And secondly.. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT VENUS AND ME?)
Uranus: ENGLISH. PLEASE.
Neptune: ICHEE TEEL I DAI AL THESE LOLLIS KALL MI SEENPIE
Uranus: NOOOO.
Neptune: RUBIN ON HIR TIGH SHI STIY WIT FOR HIR SEENPIE.
Uranus: NO.
Uranus: STOP.
Uranus: PLEASE.
Neptune: Wai?
Uranus: JUST STOP.
Uranus: Venus, I swear to the stars I'M GOING TO THROW A FUCKING ASTROID AT YOU.
Venus: Sowwy 🥺
Earth: Why is Venus getting chased by Uranus??
Venus: GEKP.
Venus: I almost got destroyed-
Earth: Damn you okay?
Venus: Yes and I'm coming to your orbit rn
Earth: Oh okay
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