Earth: Congratulations to Jupiter and Saturn! They just got married :)
Mercury: WAIT WHAT.
Neptune: Konggrateulietons Joopeetear and Sabtarn!
Uranus: He meant Congratulations to Jupiter and Saturn but congratulations to them!
Venus: THEY GOT MARRIED?
Mars: WOW WELL CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM!
Sun: WOW CONGRATULATIONS!
Pluto: IS THIS A JOKE?
Moon: Nope!
Jupiter: It's official. Me and Saturn are now married
Pluto: WOWEE CONGRATS.
Venus: You're seriously too lazy to type "congratulations"?? 💀💀💀
Pluto: Yes? And?
Earth: Most of my earthlings do that though-
Venus: Then they're lazy asf-
Earth: Shut up.
Earth: Anyways, whens the wedding?
Saturn: We still don't know-
Sun: Awh man :(
Jupiter: But we're still thinking about it!
Sun: YIPPEE! :D
Earth: Once again congratulations to you guys :)
Saturn: Thanks :)
Neptune: Am drowjng rool of Sabtarn and Joopeetear
Earth: What.
Saturn: What does that mean?
Uranus: WAIT WHAT.
Neptune: *Insert nono art here*
Mercury: WHAT THE FU
Moon: WHAT IN THE STARS NAME?
Pluto: WHAT IS THAT.
Mars: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Earth: JUP COVER YOUR HUSBAND'S EYES.
Jupiter: I AM.
Uranus: WHO TAUGHT HIM ABOUT THAT RULE??
Venus: Me 😚
Uranus: EARTH PLS DONT LET YO HUSBAND GET NEAR NEPTUNE.
Earth: HE'S NOT MY HUSBAND.
Venus: Yet.
Earth: WHAT NOW?
*Venus deletes the message*
Venus: ?
Moon: I SCREENSHOT IT.
Mercury: SHOW.
Venus: MOON DONT YOU FUCKING DARE.
*Moon shows the screenshot*
Moon: WERE YOU JUST TRYING TO FLIRT WITH MY BROTHER??
Venus: LMAO maybe
Jupiter: NEPTUNE PLS DELETE THE PICTURE.
Neptune: Wai?
Uranus: JUST DELETE IT.
*Neptune deletes the picture*
Uranus: Venus, you're a bad influence.
Venus: LMAO I know
Earth: I'm traumatised.
YOU ARE READING
SOLARBALLS ONESHOTS
FanfictionCover made by: Me (I WAS TOO FUCKING LAZY ON THE COVER SO I HAD TO GRAB A GALAXY PICTURE ON PINTEREST SO DONT BLAME ME-) Full of random Chatfics and other random sh-
