NICKNAMES. (Chatfic)

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Sun has set Sun's nickname to Sunny

Sunny has set 10+ nicknames for the others
Venus - SpicyShwarma
Earth - GOLDIEEE
Mars - RealMarsBar
Moon - Lowna
Jupiter - HusbandofSaturn
Saturn - HusbandofJupiter
Pluto - Smol
Mercury - Smol2.0
Uranus - NeptuneTranslator
Neptune - DyslesicLiquidPlanet
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NeptuneTranslator: At least it's not that bad-

RealMarsBar: What the fuck is a "Mars Bar"?

GOLDIEEE: A chocolate bar made by my Earthlings.

RealMarsBar: They named a chocolate bar after me??

GOLDIEEE: Unfortunately.. Yes.

Lowna: Ehh- At least my nickname isn't that bad-

SpicyShawarma: LMAO I actually love this name.

GOLDIEEE: Of course you do.

HusbandofSaturn: I guess I can thank Sun for giving me and Saturn matching nicknames.

HusbandofJupiter: I actually love it :)

HusbandofSaturn: Well, whatever makes you happy, love :)

GOLDIEEE: Have you guys planned the wedding yet??? :D

HusbandofSaturn: Yup

GOLDIEEE: Yay! Can I help decorate?? :D

HusbandofJupiter: Of course!

GOLDIEEE: YIPPEE!

Smol: That's nice! But, why does my nickname have to be "Smol"???

SpicyShwarma: You gotta accept the fact, Smol baked bean.

Smol: :(

Smol2.0: You aren't the only one-

(2 hours later)

NeptuneTranslator: WHO TAUGHT NEPTUNE ON HOW TO SAY "KYS"??

SpicyShwarma: Me 🥰

DyslexicLiquidPlanet: Keel Yershelf

NeptuneTranslator: I'll let it slide for now

SpicyShwarma: LOL okay

DyslexicLiquidPlanet: KEEL YERSHELF.

SpicyShwarma: HEY. STOP.

NeptuneTranslator: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT.

SpicyShwarma: NOT ON ME.

GOLDIEEE: DESERVED.









A/N: Y'ALL TYSM FOR 1K+ READS. I'm very thankful that we've reached alot! I love you, my little puppets <3

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