Sun has set Sun's nickname to Sunny
Sunny has set 10+ nicknames for the others
Venus - SpicyShwarma
Earth - GOLDIEEE
Mars - RealMarsBar
Moon - Lowna
Jupiter - HusbandofSaturn
Saturn - HusbandofJupiter
Pluto - Smol
Mercury - Smol2.0
Uranus - NeptuneTranslator
Neptune - DyslesicLiquidPlanet
______________________________________________________________NeptuneTranslator: At least it's not that bad-
RealMarsBar: What the fuck is a "Mars Bar"?
GOLDIEEE: A chocolate bar made by my Earthlings.
RealMarsBar: They named a chocolate bar after me??
GOLDIEEE: Unfortunately.. Yes.
Lowna: Ehh- At least my nickname isn't that bad-
SpicyShawarma: LMAO I actually love this name.
GOLDIEEE: Of course you do.
HusbandofSaturn: I guess I can thank Sun for giving me and Saturn matching nicknames.
HusbandofJupiter: I actually love it :)
HusbandofSaturn: Well, whatever makes you happy, love :)
GOLDIEEE: Have you guys planned the wedding yet??? :D
HusbandofSaturn: Yup
GOLDIEEE: Yay! Can I help decorate?? :D
HusbandofJupiter: Of course!
GOLDIEEE: YIPPEE!
Smol: That's nice! But, why does my nickname have to be "Smol"???
SpicyShwarma: You gotta accept the fact, Smol baked bean.
Smol: :(
Smol2.0: You aren't the only one-
(2 hours later)
NeptuneTranslator: WHO TAUGHT NEPTUNE ON HOW TO SAY "KYS"??
SpicyShwarma: Me 🥰
DyslexicLiquidPlanet: Keel Yershelf
NeptuneTranslator: I'll let it slide for now
SpicyShwarma: LOL okay
DyslexicLiquidPlanet: KEEL YERSHELF.
SpicyShwarma: HEY. STOP.
NeptuneTranslator: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT.
SpicyShwarma: NOT ON ME.
GOLDIEEE: DESERVED.
A/N: Y'ALL TYSM FOR 1K+ READS. I'm very thankful that we've reached alot! I love you, my little puppets <3
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