Irony

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Horror: A lot of crazy shit happened today...

Cross: What happened?

Horror: The dentist got cavities, then the ambulance ran over a fresh-from-physical-therapy patient, the hairdresser was bald, and a firefighter's house was on fire.

Cross: How???

Killer: Me too! The doctor got sick, the teacher failed, and my fitness instructor died from clogged arteries.

Dust: Same here, I killed a cat on my way to Blue's house.

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