Killer: My p*ssy tastes like apple jacks!
Nightmare: Personally, I think it tastes like caramelized apples and... Sweet stuff...
Killer: Oh ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
Cross: First of all- HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
Epic: Huh- I thought it was some raspberry pie...
Cross: DUDE, WHAT THE F*CK?!!!
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The Homo Sanses
FanfictionThis book is just another trashcan of Sans AUs shitposts 👁️👄👁️ Also cover pic not mine, credit to the original artist Ships that I might pull out of my ass: - Nightkiller (ofc) - Cream - Errorink - Dustblue - Bloodlust - After death - Kustard