Cross: Wtf do you see in him?!
Killer: He's hot, rich, and has a big dick He also fucks like an orangutan🥰
Cross: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?! WE JUST MET HIM A FEW MOMENTS AGO!!!
Killer: Because he's my future husband dUhhh 🙄
Nightmare: *Talking to Dream* And you told me that I was weird.
Dream: *Speechless*
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The Homo Sanses
FanfictionThis book is just another trashcan of Sans AUs shitposts 👁️👄👁️ Also cover pic not mine, credit to the original artist Ships that I might pull out of my ass: - Nightkiller (ofc) - Cream - Errorink - Dustblue - Bloodlust - After death - Kustard