Killer: So what's your favorite Vampire movie?
Horror: Hotel Transylvania-
Dust: Fuck you Killer... It's Twilight
Killer: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nightmare: *tries to hide his The little Vampire*
Dust: What is YOUR favorite Vampire movie?
Killer: *proud* Underworld~
Horror: Is that an AU?
Killer: Uh no? It's a film series. Here go watch it. *Hands horror his DVDs*
Dust: Isn't that like X-rated???
Killer: He's a grown man Dust! He can handle It.
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The Homo Sanses
FanfictionThis book is just another trashcan of Sans AUs shitposts 👁️👄👁️ Also cover pic not mine, credit to the original artist Ships that I might pull out of my ass: - Nightkiller (ofc) - Cream - Errorink - Dustblue - Bloodlust - After death - Kustard
