Winners Don't Do Drugs (Male Reader x High On Life)

Enter Muxxalon

Y/N POV:

We enter the Duffalo Ranch and see many Duffalo just wandering around. We also see many coming in and out of Muxxalon HQ. A slug that looks like the head of the ranch is caring for one of the Duffalo that look sick.

Ranch Slug: Oh, Elizabeth... poor thing...

Harper: Good afternoon. What seems to be the problem here today, sir?

Ranch Slug: Oh, hey there, folks! The name's Sam Shnot. You came at a bad time, and -- Hey, you're the bounty hunter that Muxx is expecting.

Y/N: Muxx is expecting us?

Sam: Yeah, she has a transport here that'll take you straight to her office. But there's something I need you to do for me first.

Scarlet: It's the fastest way to Muxx and the only on that doesn't involve crawling into these things. I say we help him out and get the transport.

Knifey: Fine. What do you need us to do?

Sam: I need you to take care of the Poachers that are harrasing my poor Duffalo. They have a base on that rock spire over there. Kill them and I'll give you the activation key for the transport. Be careful. They say their leader, the Poacher King, is a monster.

Y/N: We've taken care of monsters before. Let's do this guys.

Knifey: Just hurry up. We need to get into that damn HQ.

I power slide to the edge of the island and see a gang of poachers waiting for us.

Poacher: It's the bounty hunter! Kill him and take his stuff!

Y/N: Fucking bandits.

I fire Kenny and Harper at them in a dual pistol fashion. Nothing more awesome than a dual pistol shooting.

Knifey: Kill them all! They're standing in the way between me and my package!

The speakers activate and the Poacher King speaks.

Poacher King: Heh, alright, Poacher Gang. This is your Poacher King speaking. Looks like we got intruders. So take 'em out for me. I want them dead. Thank you so much!

Kenny: Wow, this Poacher King guy is serious.

I fire Sweezy and Gus at the poachers and kill more of them.

Poacher King: Hey, Poacher King again. I know everyone is busy fighting but when you have a minute can you get your lunch orders in? Squinton's got an e-mail circulation. We're doing Salt & Salt today, and don't worry: they have vegan options now.

Y/N: How the hell does Salt have a Vegan option?

Creature: I know. That sounds impossible.

Kenny: Aliens in this galaxy. All of them are wacky,

I continue making my way up and across the spires. I come across another checkpoint and fight more of the poachers.

Poacher King: Poacher King again. Everyone doing okay with the fight? Need any water? You know it's really important to stay hydrated during combat, trust me. I was reading an article about it. They say you should really be having three or four glasses per fight.

Y/N: Not what a monster would say. I have a feeling that this Poacher King's appearance just freaked these guys out and nothing more.

Harper: Yeah, I'm getting the same feeling.

Kenny: Well, only one one to find out who this Poacher King is.

I keep fighting through the poachers and use Everyone's Trick Hole.