I got bored alright
Obviously has to feature toby, the gay cs member (he's not European but who cares)
Also made a genderbent version with autumn as well which I'll put into next part
Twilight: There! Right There!
Look at that tan, well tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.John: I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.All: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fey?Kee: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
Clara: Look at his silk translucent socks.
Cloudy: There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.Mari: What are we seeing?
Cloudy: Is he gay?
Hazel: Of course he's gay.
Cloudy: Or European?
All: ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?Autumn: Well, hey don't look at me.
Ember: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.All: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They both say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.Pastel: Oh please.
All: Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.Hazel: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
All: Is he gay or European?
orAqua: There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.All: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costumeKyra: Is automatically-radically
Hazel: Ironically chronically
Twilight: Certainly pertin'tly
John: Genetically medically
All: GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY(All of them see Toby standing in front of a computer that says 'gay test results: not gay'.)
All: DAMNIT!
Gay or European?
John: So stylish and relaxed.
All: Is he gay or European?
Kee: I think his chest is waxed.
Autumn: But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.All: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.Clara: Yes his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.All: Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.Twilight: But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
All: Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-Mari: Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.John: The floor is yours.
Mari: So Mr. Park...
This alleged affair with Miss Cloudell has been going on for...?Toby: 2 years.
Mari: And your first name again is...?
Toby: Toby.
Mari: And your boyfriend's name is...?
Toby: Simon.
All: *GASP*
Toby: I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Simon is my best friend.Simon: You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
and neither is disgrace
you've got to stop you're being
a completely closet case.
It's me not her he's seeing
No matter what he say.
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band cabaret.Toby: I'm straight!
Simon: You were not yesterday.
Simon: So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!All: And European!
Simon: He's gay!
All: And European!
Simon: He's gay!
All: And European and Gay!
Toby: Fine okay I'm gay!
All: Hooray!
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OC info book/designs/Spoilers
Randomsudden random idea I had lol (no cover for now)