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gay or european 2

Genderbent version that was promised last time

I also made this version non-genderbent as well but eh

Moonlight: There! Right There!
Look at that tan, well tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.

Jess: I'm not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay.

All: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fey?

Kiara: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.

Charlie: Look at his silk translucent socks.

Casey: There's the eternal paradox.
Look what we're seeing.

Marco: What are we seeing?

Casey: Is he gay?

Hunter: Of course he's gay.

Casey: Or European?

All: ohhhhhh.
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?

Tabby: Well, hey don't look at me.

Edward: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports.

All: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks.
They both say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Casey: Oh please.

All: Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

Simone: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.

All: Is he gay or European?
or

Alan: There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk.
Seen it on every guy at work.
That is a metro hetero jerk.
That guy's not gay, I say no way.

All: That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume

Pascal: Is automatically-radically

Hunter: Ironically chronically

Moonlight: Certainly pertin'tly

Tabby: Genetically medically

All: GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY

(The group finds a picture of Jess and Alex standing together, Alex looking really flirty)

All: DAMNIT! (Marco crumples up the photo and Edward tears it up)

Gay or European?

Simone: So stylish and relaxed.

All: Is he gay or European?

Kiara: I think his chest is waxed.

Pascal: But they bring their boys up different there.
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse.

All: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code.

Charlie: Yes his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed.

All: Huh.
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray.

Kiara: But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.

All: Is he gay or European?
gay or european?
Gay or Euro-

Marco: Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea I'd like to try.

Jess: The floor is yours.

Marco: So Mr. Campbell...
This alleged affair with Miss Clark has been going on for...?

Alex: 2 years.

Marco: And your first name again is...?

Alex: Alex.

Marco: And your boyfriend's name is...?

Alex: Kyle.

All: *GASP*

Alex: I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
I thought you say best friend. Kyle is my best friend.

Kyle: You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it.
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples.
I have a big announcement.
This man is Gay and European!
and neither is disgrace
you've got to stop you're being
a completely closet case.
It's me not her he's seeing
No matter what he say.
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
You are so gay.
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band cabaret.

Alex: I'm straight!

Kyle: You were not yesterday.

Kyle: So if I may, I'm proud to say,
He's gay!

All: And European!

Kyle: He's gay!

All: And European!

Kyle: He's gay!

All: And European and Gay!

Alex: Fine okay I'm gay!

All: Hooray!