TAUGHT [ZHANG HAO] ✦ZEROBASEONE✦

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HANBIN
hihihi hao u ready 4 da game night

ZHANGHAO
tf u talkin abt its just abt games n fun so yea?

RICKY
awh bruder, u betta make urself look very delicious

RICKY
an eye candy

GYUVIN
ooh where can i eat an eye candy

GYUVIN
what flavors does it have

HANBIN
gyuvin just- just stay out of this.

ZHANGHAO
why tho

HANBIN
this dumbitch be actin like he doesnt fucking kno when he does

RICKY
*coughs*miso*coughs*

GYUVIN
cover ur mouth when ur coughing

RICKY
*covers mouth*

ZHANGHAO
argh its too embarrassing to tryna look good when im just coming over to her house

ZHANGHAO
its not like its my first time going there

HANBIN
iTS noT lIkE iTs mY FIRST tiME gOiNG
tHeRe

HANBIN
we just here tryna help u with our gorl

RICKY
speaking of gorl,,

RICKY
tHIS GORL IS ON FIRREEEEEEE

GYUVIN
she firin cous she hot

GYUVIN
the "she" im referring to is this lasagna

HANBIN
why tf r u still eatin lasagna we're alr on our way to misos house

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"whos gonna ring the doorbell"

"bro i dont know i dont want to cuz what if her dad answers it"

"oh right- her dad just arrived from china, right?"

"dang, he must be fake."

"come on yall, ring the doorbell. it's getting cold out here."

"i'm scared of her dad."

"come on, hao, you do it. you're the son in law."

"wHAT?!"

"excuse me, who are you kids?" a scary looking man suddenly spoke by the now open door.

"uh" "ah" "uhm" "wee" "er" "ree"
"bl" "rrr"

the man furrowed his eyebrows at us. "you went to the wrong house. get lost, kids."

he was about to shut the door when miso came running towards us & shoved her dad out of the way.

"hey guys! come on in." she said in her usual cheerful tone and flashed her cute eye smile.

ooof i hate you butterflies.

i acted normal & entered their house along with the other boys but her dad is literally glaring at us.

"miso, who are these?" he asked in a deep voice. miso looked up at him & put on a smile. "my best friends."