TAUGHT [ZHANG HAO] ✦ZEROBASEONE✦

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{zhanghao}

SHOOPIN
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09:48

HANBIN
YALL KNO WHAT TIME IS IT

MISO
ITS TIME FOR BREAKFAST

YOOHYUN
ur just abt to eat bf??

ZHANGHAO
wym eat bf

ZHANGHAO
eat boyfriend

YOOHYUN
ew theres no boyfriend here only breakfast

HANBIN
BE ON TIME FOR THE SHOOPIN YALLS

ZHANGHAO
i didnt agree to come

HANBIN
no ur comin

ZHANGHAO
im gonna study for the finals

HANBIN
?? who're u and where tf is zhanghao

ZHANGHAO
mf u think i dont study

HANBIN
isTG WHERE DID U FUCKING PUT ZHANGHAO

GYUVIN
MY ANT ARMY IS EVOLVING

RICKY
:O are they pokemons

MISO
i luved pokemon cards in the past and i think i had a voldemort one

ZHANGHAO
uh what

YOOHYUN
wait i didnt kno voldemort was a pokemon

HANBIN
WHERE R YALL IZ ALMOST 10

HANBIN
GET YALLS ASSES HERE AT THE MALL RN OR I'LL SLICE THOSE ASSES OFF WITH MY KARATE PORKCHOP

GYUVIN
i love breathing air

MISO
calm down ugly granny im coming

YOOHYUN
^^^

RICKY
^^^^

ZHANGHAO
still not coming

HANBIN
but death is

GYUVIN
whos death?

GYUVIN
a new student??

ZHANGHAO
pay me first and i'll go

MISO
is this how u make money

ZHANGHAO
yeah

HANBIN
fine u piece of bird shit im paying

ZHANGHAO
omw;D

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"let's go to the toy section!"

"we don't need toys for prom"

"THERES MORE ANTS HERE"

"gyUVIN STOP CRAWLING WE'RE AT THE MALL"

"i'll just pretend i don't know you low-assed humans"

"xcuseeway ouyay ymay ssaway siway ichray saway uckfay"

i let out an exasperated sigh and shook my head in disappointment.