Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Groceries

Announcer: strong bad you are not the father

Strong bad: YEA UH MOTHERFUCKERS *does a fortnite dance*

Homestar runner: ohoho no! I wanted a wittle stwong bad jr!

Firey: man i love this shit

Leafy: FIREY I NEED YOU TO GO TO THE GROCERY SORE

Firey: shut the shit up im watching my stories

Leafy: BETCH *bitch slaps firey* IF YOU DONT GO TO THE FUCKIN GROCERY STORY IM GONNA UNSUBSCRIBE TO YOUR TWITCH, YOUTUBE CHANNEL, PATERON, AND UNFOLLOW YOUR MAIN AND SIDE TWITTER ACCOUNTS, LEAK YOUR ONLYFANS, AND THEN I WILL PISS ON YOUR GRAVE AFTER I FUCKING KILL YOU

Firey: ok ok jesus this isnt fucking marriage story

Firey jr: oh oh oh! I can i go too???????????????

Firey: hell no

Firey jr: but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????????????????????????????

Firey: because you always beg for some stupid ass toy or some shit like that

Firey jr: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Firey: ok ok christ on a stick

Firey jr: *screech of joy*

*later* 

Firey: well it looks like we got everything on the list

Firey jr: OH CAN I GET THAT LEGO SET

Firey: wich one

Firey jr: THE ONE OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

Firey: ok ok fine how much is it

Firey jr: *ridiculous amount*

Firey: WHAT THE FUCK? *ridiculous amount*?

Firey jr: yeh *ridiculous amount* whats the big fuckin deal

Firey: I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY JUST LYIN AROUND

Two: i do

Firey: oh shit can i have *ridiculous amount*?

Two: hmmm if you call me daddy ill give it to you

Firey: wut ew no i aint gay

Teo: i guess you wont have *ridiculous amount* then

Firey: fine

Firey: *puppy dog eyes* pwease can i have sum money daddy~?

Two: awww~ of course my sweet wittle puppy wuppy boi~ *gets him it*

Firey: tank you daddy~

Two: mmmm~ such a sweet boi~ what's your number honey~?

Firey: uh (420) 666-6969

Two: i'll make sure to call you tonight my pretty baby~ *leaves*

Blocky: BRO THAT SHITS GOIN UP ON MY YOUTUBE WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *runs away*

Firey: *sigh* my reputation is fucked

Firey jr: wdym?

Firey: what the fuck do you think i mean

Firey jr: your reputation is already fucked because your in this joke

Firey: oh yeah lmao

*later againsies*

Firey: christ this line is so fucking long

Firey jr: we gotta pass the time somehow. Anyone else wanna listen to some green day