Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

2 men 1 girl and a baby (7k special)

Firey: you know what they say, no pain, no gain

*starts working out while heavy metal blasts in the background*

Firey jr: DAD TURN THAT SHIT DOWN

Firey: haha no. Me no wanna.

Firey jr: play this instead

*sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler plays*

Firey: oh shit this is my jam

Leafy: BITCH *breaks the radio* 

Firey: *sniff* 😣

Firey: *sniffs louder* 😖😖😖

Leafy: SUCK IT UP LADIES *smacks both of them*

Firey: ow what the fuck leafy

Leafy: we need to babysit someone's baby

Firey: WHY?

Leafy: because she needs to go to work or some shit

Firey: oh ok

*ding dong*

Leafy: oh that must be her

*open door*

Alice howling from hfjone: hi leafy

Leafy: hi

Firey: oh shit is this your girlfriend

Leafy: 😡

Firey: uh i mean friend that just so happens to be a girl

Alice: uh anyway here's baby tomato

Charlie: goo goo ga ga

Everyone: awwwwwww!

Alice: bye *leaves*

Firey: i have a feeling she wont be coming back

Leafy: firey you're a dick

Firey: yes, yes i am

Leafy: anyway lets just take care of this baby or some shit

Firey: how ba-a-a-ad can it be?

*2 hours later*

Firey: how this is actually easy

Leafy: *smokes weed* you can that again

Firey: *smokes weed* that again

Firey jr: *gasp* YOU GUYS ARE SMOKING ZAZA?

Firey: huh

Firey jr: THAT GANGA?

Firey: huh

Firey jr: THAT SWEET SWEET MARY JANE?

Firey: huh

Firey jr: THOSE DOOBIE SNACKS?

Firey: huh

Firey jr: THE REEFER FROM UNDER THE SEA?

Firey: huh

Firey jr: SCHWANG?

Firey: huh

Firey jr: DANK KRIPPY?

Firey: ........

Firey jr: marijuana

Firey: oh yeah mayor uh juh wanna

Firey jr: can i have some? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Firey: fuck no

Firey jr: please?

Firey: ok

Firey jr: sweet

Firey jr: *smokes it*