St patrick's day

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by Cringesh1t

by Cringesh1t

Firey: *wakes up* holy shit its st patrick's day

Leafy: OH GODDAMN IT I WAS HAVING A DREAM ABOUT DATING PIN

Firey: uh what

Leafy: uh nothing

Firey: well its st patricks day so im gonna

Firey: wait wtf do you do on st patricks day

Leafy: oh i got i got its gotta be dress up as a stereotypical irish person and talk very stereotypically

Firey: no im pretty sure its get drunk and dress as a nerd

Book: *wakes up* erm actually you celebrate saint patrick from a long time ago

Firey: why tf are you in my bed

Book: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no reasonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Leafy: me and book were having sex

Firey: oh

Book: st patrick's day is about celebrating saint patrick

Firey: y tho

Book: because he brought christianity to ireland

Firey: uh cool ig

Firey jr: *bursts in* OI ME LADDY I JUST DRANK SHAMROCK COCKTAILS AN IM FEELIN MIGHTY DRUNKEN

Firey: firey jr you're not even irish wtf

Leafy: yeah your being kind of an asshole

Book: erm agreement

Jacksepticeye: *comes in* TOP O DUH MORNING TO YUH LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME BACK TO UNDERTALE

Firey: HOLY SHIT YOUTUBER JACKSEPTICEYE OMG

Jacksepticeye: OH NO FUCKING MONSTERS! DIE BITCH! *kills all them*

Markiplier: oh shit nice job my dude

Jacksepticeye: yeah ik right

Firey: *wakes up* AW SHIT I HAD AN AWESOME DREAM ABOUT HIT YOUTUBERS JACKSEPTICEYE AND MARKIPLIER

Leafy: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYIN TUH SLEEP HERE

Firey: k

*sleep*

Irish flaggy: im watching you twoooooooooo

Firey: cool story bro

Irish flaggy: :(