Just Your Average Bfdi Crackbook

Not another gelatin's steakhouse chapter

Gelatin: man i love this place

Book: erm can i get one um can i get a uh

Gelatin: nvm time to commit arson

*laugh track*

*seinfeld theme*

Gelatin: hey pillow can you deal with this bitch

Pillow: sure :) and after im gonna hunt you down and gut you like a fish! :)

Gelatin: uh what

Pillow: uh nothing

Book: i think ill have a bigmac ig

Pillow: this is not mcdonalds you dusty ass hoe :)

Book: *sigh* fine ill just have a normal steak

Pillow: excellent choice motherfucker :)

*kitchen*

Pillow: that fuckin bitch named book wants a steak :)

Blocky: ok lmao

Firey: are you sure its ethical to cook the food on top of me

Blocky: ye

Firey: oh ok

*meanwhile*

Firey jr: im tellin you my dad's gonna hook us the fuck up

Icy: k

Rocky: bleh

Grassy: im grassy!

Pillow: welcome to gelatins steakhouse you weak ass children :) how may i take your fucking order? :)

Firey jr: 4 steaks *ahem* and make em weed flavored *wink wink*

Pillow: i need your id dumbass :)

Firey jr: oh uh ok here you go *hands her it*

Pillow: hm. Seems legit to me. 4 brownie steaks coming right up :)

Icy: wtf why did you ask for weed ones

Firey jr: i thought you liked weed

Icy: i do but every time we try weed or literally fucking anything, we all end up dying in gruesome ways

Firey jr: well this time we're in a restaurant AND we're paying for it

Icy: ok yeah ig thats true

Grassy: grassy hungry. Grassy want pizza.

Firey jr: we already got steaks ok now be quiet

Grassy: grassy want pizza

Firey jr: if you wanted pizza you should've told me earlier 

Grassy: grassy want pizza

Firey jr: we're not getting pizza and thats final

Grassy: grassy want pizza

Firey jr: IF YOU WANT PIZZA SO DAMN BADLY WHY DONT YOU SCOOT YOUR ASS OVER TO FREDDY FAZBEAR'S AND GET IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY FUCK

Grassy: ok *goes to freddy fazbears*

Firey jr: jesus i thought he wouldnt fucking stop

*meanwhile*

Pencil: one weed steak done!

Match: i also like made one!

Pencil: omg! We are like so in sync!

Firey: can you hurry the fuck up im getting tired of sitting around