hello muppets happy wednesday!! welcome to this chapter woooo!! finished in the nick of time yeeha :)
big thanks to @/onthelasttrain (ao3) and @/sprnklersplashes (tumblr) for letting me steal the idea for janis' christmas gift for cady :D
okay tw forrr
touch of general angst
mentioned broken bones
mentioned homophobia/outing/etc.
panic attacks
and i think that's it!! but if i missed anything please let me know and i'll add it in :)
enjoy!!
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Janis snorts awake when her phone pings on her nightstand. She usually sets it to do not disturb before she falls asleep, but she must've forgotten to last night.
She gropes blindly around her nightstand until she feels the smooth silicone of her phone case and grabs it to see what's up. She almost clicks it back off and rolls over again when she sees it's just Damian, until she catches the photo he sent with it.
cupboard: Sent a photo: How does something so small take up so much bed
Janis smiles as she sees the photo of Cady sprawled across Damian's bed like a dropped marionette, limbs in every direction and strawberry blonde curls rumpled around her sweet face.
snarkisian: impressive of her tbh
cupboard: I am truly astounded
cupboard: U should come for breakfast
cupboard: Surprise her
snarkisian: ur mom home?
cupboard: Yea
snarkisian: like pancakes home?
cupboard: My mother is not ur personal pancake whore
snarkisian: i would never reduce nancy to that
snarkisian: how dare
snarkisian: but like
snarkisian: pancakes??
cupboard: Yes just come give your gf smth else to koala she's so hot
cupboard: She misses u anyway
cupboard: Dumbass
snarkisian: mhm
cupboard: What?
snarkisian: nothing
cupboard: Bitch
cupboard: I just found out y'all are together don't do this to me yet
cupboard: Let me be happy
snarkisian: is she with u ?
cupboard: No I escaped to go pee
snarkisian: ew
Janis calls him when the typing bubble appears again, before he can defend his natural bodily functions.
"You are not breaking up with that sweet angel." is Damian's greeting.
"No, of course not," Janis responds. "I... forget it, I'm being crazy."
"Bitch, if you weren't crazy in the psych ward you're not crazy now. Talk to me. Tell Mama Damian your troubles."
"Your mother calling you baby girl and you calling yourself mama is all a very rich tapestry that I'm not sure I care for," Janis says.
"Stop evading the question."
Janis snorts. "Evading? Look at you with your fifty dollar word."
"Bitch," Damian eloquently responds. "Seriously."
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