dumster dan

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by Maxnetite

by Maxnetite

Hi there! I'm Dumpster Dan. I am a bin gremlin. That's what the folks call me! I have no idea what it means but it sound cool! Anyway, i have a story to tell you. I recently tidied up my trash can and then this blue guy walked up to me and said:

"Hey! You can't litter here!"

I was like:

"I'm just tidying ip my place a bit."

Then he tackled me?! He started punching me so I pulled out the big guns... I grabbed my trash can and bonked it on his head. It made a good noise. Anyway. That's why I am currently in prison for third degree murder! Free food finally!

Thank you for tuning in to dumpster Dan!