Why go to sleep when you can write bullshit?
Aurora and Phantom: *chilling at the lava pool*
Aroura: This is the life! A nice hot day at the lava pool. Life couldn't be better!
Phantom: For real. It would be a shame if we just got summoned to Earth, right? *looks over at Aurora*
Aurora: *sips her 'iced' tea and looks back at Phantom* You're right. Luckily, we have 50 more years till that happens!
Phantom: Mhm.
Phantom: *removes sunglasses* Like, imagine we're just sitting here minding our own business, and we just get SUMMONED into a hard rock band?
Aurora: Yeah! That would be BAD.
Phantom: I'm the rhythm guitarist and you're the backup vocals? Crazy right?
Aurora: *take another sip* Uber crazy! There like SIX other demons in the band? And there's a like...GAY pope? Unimaginable!
Satan: *appears in front of them out of thin air* Phantom and Aurora, my demons, you have been summoned to go above. Your fate is now to participate in a homosexual hard rock band that people mistake for metal. *Points at Phantom* You are a rhythm guitarist. *Points at Aurora* You are backup vocals.
Aurora and Phantom: *is in complete shock*
Phantom: *Stands up from beach chair* You're joking! I thought we had time before this-
Satan: HUSH YOUR MOUTH CHILD. You have 10 seconds to sign this 16384902-page paper stating you decline the offer.
Arorura: That's not enough-
Satan: Less talking and more writing!
Phantom: *looks around frantically* WHERES THE PEN?
Satan: In hell, we do not possess pens. Though, we have crayons. *give pink crayon*
Phantom: I-
Satan: 5....4....
Aurora: WRITE PHANTOM!!! *panics*
Phantom: *looks for a flat surface to write on*
Satan: 2...
[DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECTS]
*boop*
Copia: And these are the new members of the band! *smiles too wide for comfort*
YOU ARE READING
GHOST BAND ONESHOT BOOK
Romanceum yeah i just wanna write and there will be smut edit: CHANGED THE NAME AGAIN HALP
