Barnacles: stuck in an elevator becaise Kwazii decided to jump
All: FUCKING MINT
Barnacles: peso had 3 panic attacks in 10 minutes
All: FUCKING MINT!!
Barnacles: Tweak hasnt said a thing since weve gotten stuck,
All: FUCKING MINT💥💥!!
Barnacles: Paani's being immature and yelling the whole time
All: FUCKING MINT !💥!💥🗣🗣
Barnacles: Dashi has just been listening to music and calling her sister
All: FUCKING MINT 💥💥❗❗❗❕❕❕
Barnacles: Shellington has to pee so bad they might get a bladder infection
All: FUCKIINNGG MINT ❕❗❗❕💥❕💥❕💥❕💥💥🗣🗣🗣🗣
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Kwazii: guess what number im thinking of
Shellington: ...420?
Kwazii: no thats really immature of you. Peso, you take a guess, seeing as maybe you will take this seriously
Peso: 69?
Kwazii: yeah it was 69
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Peso: dang it, the printer broke while i was making Dashi's birthday invitations, and it spelt "Dashi's
birthday" wrong...
Shellington: what do they say now?
Peso: Dashi's bi.
Shellington:
Shellington: that'll work.
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Barnacles, talking to Kwazii who is on the phone with Tweak: aks her something, be nice to her since you crashed another gup.
Kwazii: how are ya?
Tweak: Fine i guess...
Barnacles: no! More personal!
Kwazii: when did you get your first period?
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Peso: I truly hate it here
Tweak: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?
Shellington: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?
Dashi: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny?
Barnacles : I’m having a fucking stroke.
Shellington: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations.
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Ryla: Dashi, maybe the true treasure was love all along...
Dashi: I cant spend love on clothes Ry.
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Peso: how do you do that?
Kwazii: im fearless!!
Pearl: i saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair.
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Pearl: can i have a private talk with you?
Shellington: Aye, as long as its not about tampons because i just don't understand them
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Dashi: Can you reccomend a book that'll make me cry?
Tweak: Ceneral Mathematics 8th Grade Edition
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Tracker: What are you drinking sir?
Natquick: vodka.
Tracker: straight?
Natquick: No, Gay. Idiot polar bear
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Tweak: I dont know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business, but here we are you fucking wizard
Shellington: I...
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Hope these made you laugh :)
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