Prologue
According to Urban Dictionary, “swag” is defined as the overall confidence, style and overall swagger of an individual. And swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swag. For example,
“I got with two girls last night,”
“Dude, that’s some swag right there,”
“I think one of them was my sister,”
“Negative swag,”
Swag is a not just a mere adjective. It’s a way of life. Many people try to gain it, but very few attain it.
To say the least, I, Nick Hanson, am like the swag-master.
I don’t just get girls; I get the best of the best. Just because a girl is down, doesn’t mean I’m down. They have to fit into my criteria, and trust me, guys wish they were me.
When girls tell me that I sleep around too much; well they’re just jealous that they don’t get to see all of this. It’s a masterpiece baby. Don’t think of it as a negative, its positive attitude that will get you far in this life.
At the end of the day, it’s your bros that you will be enjoying the memories of last night with. And that’s where the genius side of me came into play; I should be one of those advice people in newspapers. So here it is,
Brotip #47 – don’t look at it as casual sex. Look at it as you helping your friend have an orgasm.
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PS the rest of the story is pretty much nothing like the prologue... give it a chance :)
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