Learning To Love Him (COMPLETED) (stanxkyle) {continuation to let me love you}

Chap 20

Kyle's Pov

"No, she wasn't real."

"The boobs felt real!"

"I'm gonna puke."

"That's what you always say." I roll my eyes pushing Kenny playfully

"I still beat up your dad in fourth grade," Kenny mumbles smiling

"Your bringing back old, terrifying memories." Kenny laughs slinging his arm around my shoulders.

"By the way, are you going to the dance with stan?" I nod

"Yeah, he asked me. who are you going with?"

"No one. I'll probably go on my own and just get with some drunk girl. but I did get asked."

"By who?" I ask.

Kenny blushes and my eyes widen. Did Kenny McCormick just blush???

"Who asked you?!?"

"Not telling!"

"Why?" I pout

"Because it's embarrassing! and I promised him I wouldn't tell anyone..." he ten covers his mouth cursing

I gasp loudly "A GUY ASKED YOU???"

"fuck, shit, fuckity, tits, boobs, dildos, shit, fat tits, dan and phil, bitches, whores, fat slag, sluts, penises"

I raise an eyebrow but dismiss the fact that he just said dan and Phil randomly. I grab onto his arm.

"Tell me!!! who asked you?!"

"No ky! I'm not telling you cause you'll tell bebe then bebe will tell Rebecca the Rebecca will tell Liz the bebe will put it on Facebook then I'll get beat up by the guy"

"Touchie"

"Isn't it touché?"

"No...."

Bebes pov

"NO!"

"Bitch, would I lie to you?" Gavin says through the phone.

"But- NOOO!"

"BB, Kenny is bi."

"He- NOOO!!"

"can you say somethin else then no?"

"Yeah. but Kenny bi? he's fcked every girl in our class! except Rebecca and Liz."

"He is!"

"Prove it!"

"He and butters experimented!"

"Doesn't mean he's bi!"

Why am I arguing with this? I don't know. just the thought of Kenny McCormick being attracted to both genders is weird to me. he's the straightest guy I know!

But it could be possible.

"Bitch! are you even listening?"

"What?"

"Ughhhhhh"

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UGH ITS TOO HOT IN BRITAIN WTF GLOBAL WARMING WHY?????

Sorry for the filler chapter! true to get some humour in there.

CYA LATER NERDS