Helluva boss/Hazbin Hotel X Male Human Reader

season 0 episode 7 The Hellborn Militia

Gonna be a lot of time skips in this one. Just fair warning.

This will be the longest chapter yet. Not the best in my opinion but hey I'm still figuring it all out.

Now onto this chapter which will be long.

Valentina leans down and looks at you right in the eyes.

Valentina: remember our first meeting?

Y/n: at the nightclub?

Valentina: yep, your height makes you look kinda adorable. You interested in working for me, I think we can work something out (getting a little seductive) something we both can benefit from

Y/n: (blush) n-no thanks I'm not interested in the porn industry.

Valentina: (a little upset) a real shame well in that case we have a problem.

This made angel dust and you very nervous

Valentina: I usually don't care about my men dying because I'm the only one who gets to kill them, and I was willing to forgive and forget if you took my job offer but I guess we'll have to go a different direction.

Y/n: (extremely nervous) w-what do you mean?

Valentina: I mean that-

The doors randomly opens and it reveals Velvet

Velvet: Valentina I have a few questions for you, for starters why are some of my clothes (looks up from her phone and sees not just Valentina but also Angel dust and Y/n

Velvet: am I interrupting something?

Valentina: Yes I'm trying to "peacefully" end a problem here.

Velvet Walks up to you and takes a quick look at you and starts laughing.

Velvet: getting a good look at him, it's funny to think that this is the "killer" you're so butt hurt about? You're overreacting Valentina, he doesn't look like much, maybe good for a quick photo.

Velvet wraps an arm around you and pulls you close to her she then uses her phone to take a selfie of the two of you.

Velvet: hmmmmm not the best facial expression but not the worst. It'll do. What's your name

Y/n: it- it's Y/n

Velvet: okay, you want a modeling job? All my clothes are for women but I'm sure we can make it work.

Y/n: i um-

Angel: your not actually considering are you?

Y/n: what? No, of course not, I ain't getting into no dress

Velvet: (shrugged shoulders) worth a shot.

Velvet then no longer paying attention to you and Angel, she was now looking at Valentina.

now onto you Valentina, tell me why my clothes smell like your porn studios.

Valentina: well I um may have used them for a porn shoot yesterday. Hehe. (Little nervous)

Velvet didn't say anything at first. Angel lightly grabbed your arm and pulled you away a little bit because if there was one thing you should never EVER do to velvet beside take her phone or ruin any of her clothes, it didn't matter if it was something she would wear or something she would make,

Velvet: you fucking bitch, I worked so hard on those, do you know how hard it is to get those kinds of stains out? No because your fucking disgusting.

Valentina: (backing up) c-come on velvet I was going to give you a percentage of-